I get a shriveled muffin
It looked like art, was strange
It's head it had lips, gum and two teeth
But I wanted it displayed
I think that any grub can woo shlubs in
So I put it on the net
Mmmm, fools fools
I looked at teeth and big, browned eyes and said

You ain't seen muffin head
E-e-e-ebay, you just ain't seen muh-muffin head
Here's something that you're never gonna outbid
E-e-e-ebay, you just ain't seen muh-muffin head
Muffin head, you can't eat it now!

(music)

And now I'm heatin' batter
'Cause I sold out for more
I cooked like Betty Crocker
Many molds, wheat, rice and corn
I said that any grub can woo shlubs
So I put them on the net
Yes, I put them on the net
And then I looked at teeth and big, browned eyes and said

You ain't seen muffin head
E-e-ebay, you just ain't seen muh-muffin head
Here's something, here's something you're never gonna outbid, ebay
You know, you know, you know you just ain't seen muffin head
You need headucatin' gotta show to fools!

(music)

Any grub can woo shlubs in
So I put it on the net
Yes, I put it on the net
And then, and then, and then I looked at teeth and big, browned eyes and said

You ain't seen muffin head
Ebay, you just ain't seen muh-muffin head
Here's something, here's something, here's something you're never gonna outbid, ebay
Ebay, ebay, ebay
You ain't seen muh-muh-muh-muffin head
You can't eat it now
You ain't seen muffin head
You need headucatin' gotta show to fools
I know I ain't seen muffin head
I know I ain't seen muffin head
Fools, fools.fools