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Song Parodies -> "You Ain't Screamed, 'Nelson!' Yet"
Original Song Title:
"You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bachman Turner Overdrive
Parody Song Title:
"You Ain't Screamed, 'Nelson!' Yet"
Parody Written by:
Rick Cormier
The Lyrics
I met a lovely woman
It's good to be her man
But the thought keeps comin' to me
That she don't know who I am
Last week, I was givin' good lovin'
She said, "OH YEAH! DO ME, BRETT!"
"MM, OOH!, OOH!" And then
I looked right into her big brown eyes, and said,
"You ain't screamed, "Nelson!" yet
B-, b-, b-, baby, you just ain't
Screamed "Na-, na-, Nelson!" yet
I'm Nelson, but you just called me Brett
B-, b-, b-, baby, you know you ain't screamed
"Na-, Na-, Nelson!" yet."
I have a nervous sss-stutter
But I don't have a cure
But, if my name, she'd uh-utter
It'd be a help for sure
Last night I gave her good love
She said, "OOH, YEAH! THAT'S IT, CHET!"
I thought, "Who the hell is Chet?"
And then I looked right into
Her big brown eyes, and said,
"You ain't sscreamed, "Nelson!" yet.
B-, b-, b-, baby, you just
Ain't screamed, "Na-, Na-, Nelson!" yet.
I'm Nelson, I'm Na-, Nelson
But I guess you just forget, b-, baby
You know, you know, you know
You still ain't sss-creamed, "Nelson!" yet."
(Brief musical interlude)
This morning during our lovin'
She said, "MORE, OH YES, YVETTE!"
(Hmm, this just might work out yet!)
And then, and then, and then
I looked right into those big brown eyes
And said, "You ain't sscreamed, "Nelson!" yet."
"B-, b-, b-baby, you just ain't screamed
Na-, Nelson yet!"
"I'm Nelson, I'm Nnnelson
I'm Nelson
And I'd like to meet Y-, Y-, Yvette, baby?"
"Baby, baby, b-, baby but
You ain't screamed Na-, Na-, Nelson yet"
"You ain't screamed Nelson yet"
"Na na na na na na na na na yet"
"Na na na na na na na na na yet"
"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh"
"No you ain't screamed, "Na-, Nelson!" yet"
It's good to be her man
But the thought keeps comin' to me
That she don't know who I am
Last week, I was givin' good lovin'
She said, "OH YEAH! DO ME, BRETT!"
"MM, OOH!, OOH!" And then
I looked right into her big brown eyes, and said,
"You ain't screamed, "Nelson!" yet
B-, b-, b-, baby, you just ain't
Screamed "Na-, na-, Nelson!" yet
I'm Nelson, but you just called me Brett
B-, b-, b-, baby, you know you ain't screamed
"Na-, Na-, Nelson!" yet."
I have a nervous sss-stutter
But I don't have a cure
But, if my name, she'd uh-utter
It'd be a help for sure
Last night I gave her good love
She said, "OOH, YEAH! THAT'S IT, CHET!"
I thought, "Who the hell is Chet?"
And then I looked right into
Her big brown eyes, and said,
"You ain't sscreamed, "Nelson!" yet.
B-, b-, b-, baby, you just
Ain't screamed, "Na-, Na-, Nelson!" yet.
I'm Nelson, I'm Na-, Nelson
But I guess you just forget, b-, baby
You know, you know, you know
You still ain't sss-creamed, "Nelson!" yet."
(Brief musical interlude)
This morning during our lovin'
She said, "MORE, OH YES, YVETTE!"
(Hmm, this just might work out yet!)
And then, and then, and then
I looked right into those big brown eyes
And said, "You ain't sscreamed, "Nelson!" yet."
"B-, b-, b-baby, you just ain't screamed
Na-, Nelson yet!"
"I'm Nelson, I'm Nnnelson
I'm Nelson
And I'd like to meet Y-, Y-, Yvette, baby?"
"Baby, baby, b-, baby but
You ain't screamed Na-, Na-, Nelson yet"
"You ain't screamed Nelson yet"
"Na na na na na na na na na yet"
"Na na na na na na na na na yet"
"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh"
"No you ain't screamed, "Na-, Nelson!" yet"
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Rick...I'm speechless. This is ROFL funny. 555
LMAO..were you tryin' for a full nelson, or just a half?
funny as hell...and i can relate...my stepdaughter loves those guys...5s
LOL...great job, Rick!
Thanks, Kristof, AFW, Alvin and Arwen (thanks for the OS idea).
Rick C - Sometimes names become less important as the activity approaches peak level...I remember this from long ago...alvin - LOL on that
Funny as hell. Let us know how things work out once Yvette joins the party...
Thanks Paul (LOL) and Leo (LOL).
HAR !!
Thanks, Johnny. Welcome back!
LOL Rick, hell of a way to open the amiright page up with this one the top listing today.555.
I was thinking about doing this song yesterday, now I'll have to wait. You should be getting something in the mail soon.
Thanks Red Ant and Mr. D. Yes, Rick, it was waiting for me when I got home. Thank you. I'll give a listen later.
Absolutely hilarious,Brett...er... Rick, maybe even your best yet, which is saying something. Screamin' HI FIVES!
Thanks Dee. Good to see ya back!
Since AFW got to the obvious joke first ("Your name is Nelson? And she don't know the half of it!")... I guess she hasn't figured out the answer to this Nelson riddle.
Thanks, Michael. Nice pun on Nelson Riddle you orchestrated.
Here's the local twist, a few years back the biggest zoo here had its first rhino born in captivity, being masters of know-how to get publicity they managed to get it on the nationwide news with a name-it contest. For some idiotic reason they went with the suggestion "Nelson" in honor of Nelson Mandela. (Naming an animal keept behind bars after a human who spent 27 years that way, yeah right, he'd be soo proud [END MODE SARCASM]). But little Nelson turned out be born with heart/brain failure and died after 14 days of struggling on the front pages, ripping the record season right away from under the zoo's nose. God may work in mysterious ways, but some sinners really are stricken down immediatelly.
So whenever I hear the name Nelson, that's what I'm thinking of. But keep the horn up Rick!
So whenever I hear the name Nelson, that's what I'm thinking of. But keep the horn up Rick!
I reckon there's more to this, Rick - I reckon Yvette and Chet have got something going (just a feeling) - and noone's screamed n-n-n-nelson yet to m-m-m-me either - should I be worried? - LOL funny, Rick - 555
Thanks, Peter, I will keep the horn up, LOL! Stuart, don't worry, be happy! Who knows, maybe Chet and Yvette will show up in another parody together.
I agree - one of your funniest, which IS saying something. I loved the way you used the OS stutters to your advantage. All of it is LOLOL 5's
Thank you Adagio!
Thank you Adagio!
Guess I'm s-still stuttering Adagio!
I wondered, Rick C. I thought something had gone wrong with my PC to see the same thing twice...lol
Regardless, this "Nelson" is a "Victory."
Admirable comment, Michael.
[SOTM] As with Arwen's, I only know the chorus from the original song, but also was the case with Arwens, this was a clever bit of writing!
[SOTM] Good hell is this funny. Obviously, Nelson's Column must not be all that memorable an experience for the ladies...
(SOTM ) See above!
SOTM--still funny...and yes, I'm still bitter...; )
(SOTM). Actually, I don't care if they don't scream, some women's voices are as annoying as the smell of burning rubber...
(SOTM) I always wondered why Randy Bachman stutters his way thorugh this song! 555.
(SOTM) Love the Yvette line, good work
now this i like! cute idea. well-written.
(SOTM) Still screamin' hilarious.
(SOTM) Somehow expecting an wrestling song (half-nelson), this was a pleasant surprise! Very funny, made me laugh.
(SOTM) Bloody hilarious! I, too was expecting a wrestling song, but I think this is much better.
(sotm) already commented and still LOL-funny Rick - and when you do finally meet Yvette, can you introduce her to me? I like the sound of her ;-)
My problem is that my significant other, Yvette, ALWAYS calls me Nelson. That's not my name, of course, but it didn't bother me because I figured she was just referring to that Swedish rhinoceros. But after reading this parody, it all suddenly makes sense. You b-b-b-bastard.
Have you recorded this yet? I'd love to hear it.
Have you recorded this yet? I'd love to hear it.
(SOTM) See above! HAR AGAIN !
(SOTM) Love the setup stanza. Perfectly poignant. 5's
Excellent, Rick - I've yet to think up a good idea for this song (and always seem to end up thinking of this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bachmanturneroverdrive2.shtml instead, which is still one of my all-time favourites on amiright), but I'll get there in the end...
(SOTM) One of my faves of yours. Bravo!!
SOTM.. You captured the s-s-stuttering effect of fellow Canucks BTO perfectly. I personally thought this was going to be about Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons. Oh well. Well done, Rick. 555
COulda sworn I'd commented already here, but this was hilarious stuff, Rick. Nice job here.
Ha ha ha ha haaa! Nice one, I so wasn't expecting the theme. I thought it would be along the lines of screaming 'Uncle' as a sign of surrender when having your arm twisted off by an older sibling.
'Yvette'... ha ha ha haaa...
'Yvette'... ha ha ha haaa...
(ABC) Y was a very good letter for many of us here in the past 2 years. Here's another classic which will rank high.
(ABC) What Johnny D HAR'd !!
Perhaps you'd have better luck with Yvette...
This was good -- especially the last verse!
ABC...a classic, Mr. C. I think I love it more now, even...=)
(abc3Y) still hilarious Rick - although I think the problem is deeper than Nelson thinks - screaming "Nelson" whilst in the throes of passion is unlikely to heighten the ecstasy imo - but maybe that's just me
ABC- See my previous comment. Still funny to read again!
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