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Song Parodies -> "You Ain't Cleaned Nothing Yet"
Original Song Title:
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bachman Turner Overdrive
Parody Song Title:
"You Ain't Cleaned Nothing Yet"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i got a lazy woman
she leaves things where they lay
she won't do any laundry for me
its been pilin' up each day
i think that kitchen floor needs scrubbin
its as gross as it can get...hmmm...ooh...ooh
i looked at her through slitted eyes
and said
you ain't cleaned nothing yet
la-la-la-la-lazy
you just ain't cleaned nothing yet
its one thing that you always seem to forget
la-la-la-la-lazy
you just ain't cleaned nothing yet
she said that she'd do better
but i wasn't really sure
she ain't no betty crocker
i don't know if i'll endure
i started checkin' stuff with white gloves
dirty gloves are all i get...hmm..ooh..ooh
i looked at her through slitted eyes
and said
you ain't cleaned nothing yet
la-la-la-la-lazy
you just ain't cleaned nothing yet
its one thing that you always seem to forget
la-la-la-la-lazy
you just ain't cleaned nothing yet
you just screw around
she leaves things where they lay
she won't do any laundry for me
its been pilin' up each day
i think that kitchen floor needs scrubbin
its as gross as it can get...hmmm...ooh...ooh
i looked at her through slitted eyes
and said
you ain't cleaned nothing yet
la-la-la-la-lazy
you just ain't cleaned nothing yet
its one thing that you always seem to forget
la-la-la-la-lazy
you just ain't cleaned nothing yet
she said that she'd do better
but i wasn't really sure
she ain't no betty crocker
i don't know if i'll endure
i started checkin' stuff with white gloves
dirty gloves are all i get...hmm..ooh..ooh
i looked at her through slitted eyes
and said
you ain't cleaned nothing yet
la-la-la-la-lazy
you just ain't cleaned nothing yet
its one thing that you always seem to forget
la-la-la-la-lazy
you just ain't cleaned nothing yet
you just screw around
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Good one. That's what happens when we don't have Martha Stewart to show us the ropes.
You got a death wish or something Al? Pretty good...545
OK, who're the nimrods who gave this one 4s for "How Funny," preventing a clean sweep?
Not bad, Alvin. Now since you have the white gloves on, would you mind picking up your underwear? Or is that mine.....d;:^)
Only had time to read one today, and I'm glad it was this one. Title alone practicallyl had me rolling on the floor!
I would like to award Alvin a triple 5 for a peach of a parody...HILARIOUS...(although I certainly can't relate...nope...I'm as clean and orderly as can be...; )...)...and an honorary 555 to Mister Pacholek for the use of the word "nimrod." Stellar day...and I'm only on the first parody...=)
I ran this one by my wife...and I can tell you that our couch is quite comfortable! Well done!
thank you all....there may be just a smidgen of truth in this one
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