(instrumental intro)

Doc Laura's a devil woman
Who counsels for her pay
She'll say, "You had it coming to ya"
Then make you walk away

We think her love of money is ugly, but
She'll take what she could get
And she'll shoot off her mouth with right wing lies

But wait!
You've seen her on the Net!
Mmm-mmm-baby! You've seen her on the Net!
Her sleazy pictures she wants you to forget
Mmm-mmm-baby! You've seen her on the Net!

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And now we're feeling better
And now we know for sure
She calls herself a doctor
Her hypocrisy has no cure

We think that her love of money is ugly, but
She'll take what she could get
And she'll shoot off her mouth with right wing lies

But now
You've seen her on the Net!
Mmm-mmm-baby! You've seen her on the Net!
Her sleazy pictures she wants you to forget
Mmm-mmm-baby! You've seen her on the Net!

Her love of money is ugly, but
She'll take what she could get
And she'll shoot off her mouth with right wing lies

We'll say:
You've seen her on the Net!
Mmm-mmm-baby! You've seen her on the Net!
Her sleazy pictures that she will always regret
Mmm-mmm-baby! You've seen her on the Net!