Song Parodies -> "Diamonds Are Forever"

Original Song Title:

"Sorry, I'm A Lady"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Diamonds Are Forever"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

OK, I have no idea how my OHMSS parody got straight up 1s but only one 555. It can't be the pacing, because I only had minor pacing issues in my opinion. Did people not know the OS? Did they not like the OS? Did they not like the movie? Was it a case of haters? Ah, whatever, I'm not gonna stop regardless of how many 1s I get. Anyways, today's entry is about Connery's last official James Bond film (key word: OFFICIAL), released 1971 & the last of the so-called "Blofeld Trilogy" in the James Bond movie franchise. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?

[spoken]:
Hey!
Here comes our man again!
Even though he will eventually be gone,
Diamonds Are Forever!

Hello Blofeld,
You’ll be expelled
From the free world soon enough.
We don’t like men like you building weapons!

You’re malicious,
Cruel and vicious,
You are real bad company!
James Bond is on his way for you today!

Diamonds Are Forever,
Diamonds Are Forever,
Strong yet beautiful,
Beautiful.

James Bond is so clever,
James Bond is so clever,
Yeah he’s dynamite!
Dynamite!

Diamonds Are Forever,
Diamonds Are Forever,
Unlike Golden Eyes,
Golden Eyes,
They tell no lies!

Bond’s got gadgets,
He’s got weapons,
Ladies fall into his arms.
He’s got another job coming tomorrow.

Field and fountain,
Moor and mountain,
Bond’s work takes him everywhere.
Although he’ll go away one far off day…

Diamonds Are Forever,
Diamonds Are Forever,
Strong yet beautiful,
Beautiful.

James Bond is so clever,
James Bond is so clever,
Yeah he’s dynamite!
Dynamite!

Diamonds Are Forever,
Diamonds Are Forever,
Unlike Golden Eyes,
Golden Eyes,
They tell no lies!

[spoken]:
Bond’s a winner,
Chicken dinner.
He’s the man,
He can’t be stopped!
He plays a deadly game,
And evil’s to blame!

Diamonds Are Forever,
Diamonds Are Forever,
Strong yet beautiful,
Beautiful.

James Bond is so clever,
James Bond is so clever,
Yeah he’s dynamite!
Dynamite!

Diamonds Are Forever,
Diamonds Are Forever,
Unlike Golden Eyes,
Golden Eyes,
They tell no lies!

Diamonds Are Forever,
Diamonds Are Forever,
Strong yet beautiful,
Beautiful.

James Bond is so clever,
James Bond is so clever,
Yeah he’s dynamite!
Dynamite!

Diamonds Are Forever,
Diamonds Are Forever,
Unlike Golden Eyes,
Golden Eyes,
They tell no lies!

Diamonds Are Forever,
Diamonds Are Forever,
Strong yet beautiful,
Beautiful.

James Bond is so clever,
James Bond is so clever…

[fade out]

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Wild Child JIN - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment

555 Karat Diamonds for this parody. :-) Great work!

Dylan Baranski - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment

555 Karats? I'd never have to work again if I could get my hands on such a rock!

WarrenB - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment

I'd never heard of Baccara, so I checked it out while reading along to your parody. And I can safely say your parody was a lot more entertaining ;-). If I may suggest, maybe vary the choruses a little more, which I know tis a challenge in these forever repeating chorus disco songs. A fun read.

Dylan Baranski - June 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Warren, I could vary the choruses more, but I prefer not to simply because it keeps it closer to the pattern of the original song. Then again, Weird Al varies the chorus in his parodies sometimes, so maybe I'll give it a shot someday. But hey, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Check back for more!

Wild Child JIN - June 11, 2011 - Report this comment

The first thing you should buy with the money from your 555 Karat diamond, (should you want to even sell it) is one HELL of a lot of security!! or you might have every thief from round the globe trying to steal it! Maybe you could just simply hire James Bond, ;-D, ;-)

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