-> "Hot Bod Winkin'"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Rod Lincoln" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hot Bod Winkin'"
Out bikin'..I spy..a pink convertible Lincoln
On the drivers side is a hot bod, winkin'
You've all heard the story 'bout the human race
Where ol' Adam and Eve were doin' first chase..
My tale's the same, just updated play,
One guy connivin' to grab an A
I hear the Lincoln engine, like a tomcat, it purrs
My big chopper Harley harmonizes with hers
In these dark mirrored shades..leather jacket, windblown,
I'm Marlon Brand-o, in stone
Flash my pearly caps..brushed & freshly flossed
I love the way she steers with her tatas high tossed
Not hard to see she's amply paired
My chopper drifts..too long, stared
Teases zing in Pedro, briefed up tight
He's dreamin about a hopeful night
An impulse hits, to send a thrill
Do a seat head stand on the cruise uphill
All of a sudden, here comes a truck head on
Squeeze slight right..truck shoulders, roars gone
Yell out "Blondie, that sure was close"
She flips an eyelash, looks white as a ghost..
Not a lotta' traffic on this ribbon road
Stretch my hand, touch the Lincoln, show off mode
Check the Harley's speed, it reads ninety-five
I think, that hot babe wants a zoomy drive..
Gas it up to a hundred and four
She catches me and says, "Wanna fly some more?"
I give a twist to the highest notch
She sails with me, smooth as Irish scotch..
Desert cactus plants fly by my sleeve
Paint emerald blurs like a green carpet weave
Then she slows down..and treats my eyes,
By flashin' me a pink surprise..
Wet my lips just like a thirsty cat
Shout, with whistles, "I like that!"
Her bra top releases the other twin
My ears are burnin'..such a state I'm in
It's hot July, but hotter it feels,
Quick desert lizard just misses our wheels
We're see-saw drivin'..fallin' back, then pass
Havin' loads a' fun with this classy lass
Lotta' bugs flyin' and splattin' my face
All my mind is thinkin' is her in lace
Wind's streamin' her hair..so horizontal, it was
Like some sexy witch out of Wizard of Oz..
Her lips are pursed into the bow of Cupid
My mouth hangs open..I must look stupid
With one hand, she is drivin'.. the other one's slinkin'
I'm mesmerized by this Hot Bod Winkin'
I motion my arm in "Let's park" style
She turns and answers with a big wide smile
From nowhere a bald dude pops up, drinkin'
I wheelie away from that Hot Bod Winkin'
Could'a been killed..what was I thinkin'
Just wheelie away from the Hot Bod Winkin'
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