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Song Parodies -> "Blind Guys"

Original Song Title:

"Bright Eyes"

Original Performer:

Art Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Blind Guys"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A slightly un-PC tribute to visually impaired casanovas, from the POV of a smitten lady. The OS is from the film "Watership Down"
My man is like James Dean
Cool sunglasses he wears
Accident'ly walking through my porch screen,
But oh, he's a dream

He's a man I must keep an eye on
There's manholes ev'rywhere
Concussion is frequent when doors are low
Watch out for that beam!
Oh-oh, he's such a dream...

Blind guys
Act so politely
Blind guys
Won't stare at other dames
You can be sure they'll stay home nightly
Just gotta hide their canes
Blind guys

He's sexy like Daredevil
(A) Stevie Wonder-ful guy
(My) nipples like braille when he touches me
So, what do they read?

Mute guys will silently tease
Deaf guys seem unaware
But if you have put on ten pounds or more
Blind guy won't depart... in the dark!

Blind guys
They are so gnarly!
Blind guys
Don't care what films we see
Won't blow their paychecks on Ferraris
Don't buy pornography
Blind guys

Blind guys
Treat gals so sweetly
Blind guys
Always know what to say
But it's quite weird; when we get "freaky"
Guide dog won't look away
Blind guys!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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DJ Blaze - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Come on, 2 5s and no comments? Saint Kristof deserves better than that. This parody was great, and it sort of reminds me of how I have no clue about what my fave AmIRighters look like. 555
AFW - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I think you have hit on the perfact mate for ladies, Kristof...Maybe you should become a romance wrangler..great humor in this
John Barry - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Un-PC, but poetry.
Fiddlegirl - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny. Sick, twisted, and demented to be sure. But funny. :)
TJC - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Aaaaah! The Kristof remake of The Scent Of A Spoofman! Was blindsided by your LOL lines and neologisms (Wonder-ful)!
Kristof Robertson - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you all to everyone who voted and commented
DJ Blaze - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
BTW, I just watched Watership Down and I love the movie and the song.

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