My man is like James Dean
Cool sunglasses he wears
Accident'ly walking through my porch screen,
But oh, he's a dream

He's a man I must keep an eye on
There's manholes ev'rywhere
Concussion is frequent when doors are low
Watch out for that beam!
Oh-oh, he's such a dream...

Blind guys
Act so politely
Blind guys
Won't stare at other dames
You can be sure they'll stay home nightly
Just gotta hide their canes
Blind guys

He's sexy like Daredevil
(A) Stevie Wonder-ful guy
(My) nipples like braille when he touches me
So, what do they read?

Mute guys will silently tease
Deaf guys seem unaware
But if you have put on ten pounds or more
Blind guy won't depart...
Oh-oh...sex in the dark!

Blind guys
They are so gnarly!
Blind guys
Don't care what films we see
Won't blow their paychecks on Ferraris
Don't buy pornography
Blind guys

Blind guys
Treat gals so sweetly
Blind guys
Always know what to say
But it's quite weird; when we get "freaky"
Guide dog won't look away
Blind guys!