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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Those Queer Eyes for You"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Have Eyes For You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Art Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got Those Queer Eyes for You"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
This is one of my favorite Garfunkel songs, so simple and beautiful; I don't watch Queer Eye, but this is my ode to that show
I'm seein' you now through my queer eyes
And this is how I'm seein' you....
Is your hair done just right
Are your pants fitting sexy and tight
I've got those queer eyes for you, dear
Your fragrance is fine
You remembered the bottle of wine?
I've got those queer eyes for you, dear
Let's take pictures of you in the garden
Among the roses and heather so blue
I am queer, I've got eyes
So we start up a fad and it flies
And it's now on the tube to view
I've got those queer eyes for you
I am queer, you are straight
And so far all the ratings are great
Cause it's now on the tube to view
And I've got those queer eyes for you
yes, I've got those queer eyes for you
And this is how I'm seein' you....
Is your hair done just right
Are your pants fitting sexy and tight
I've got those queer eyes for you, dear
Your fragrance is fine
You remembered the bottle of wine?
I've got those queer eyes for you, dear
Let's take pictures of you in the garden
Among the roses and heather so blue
I am queer, I've got eyes
So we start up a fad and it flies
And it's now on the tube to view
I've got those queer eyes for you
I am queer, you are straight
And so far all the ratings are great
Cause it's now on the tube to view
And I've got those queer eyes for you
yes, I've got those queer eyes for you
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Well-structured parody, Royce, good rhyme and pacing. 5's
I wrote a parody about the Bravo Network's show "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy".....my parody is called "The Ballad Of The Queer Eye Five":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/ssgtbarrysadler3.shtml
I wrote a parody about the Bravo Network's show "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy".....my parody is called "The Ballad Of The Queer Eye Five":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/ssgtbarrysadler3.shtml
Very poetic!
Sorry, the words don't go well with the melody (I tried) AND the general tone of the song is TIRED, except for the last stanza--that works fine.
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