-> "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
Original Song Title:
"City Of New Orleans"
Parody Song Title:
"Hillary Rodham Clinton"
The Lyrics
Writing songs pro-Hillary Rodham Clinton...
Hil's presidential, come November 8th!
Blasted past the blasted past glass ceiling--
Done with thumpin'
Trump in all three debates!
This Her-storic Clinton odyssey
Began pre-Bill-and-Hil, you see,
Well before she studied law at Yale--
True, Benghazi, what a mess--
(Kind of like Lewinsky's dress)
And the weak leaks of the thirty thousand emails!
"Good voting, America, now stronger!
No thanks to Comey,
Time to stay as one!
I'm the brain, they call me Hillary Rodham Clinton--
I'll appoint three leftie SCOTUS in my eight-year run!"
Crazy war games with the Kremlin and its Trump card--
Paris Accords, combating climate change!
Pass reforms for legal immigration--
Seal the deal, up the minimum wage!
And the sons of Muslim voters
And the young transgender queers
Join Latinos, blacks and moderates at the polls--
Mothers with advanced degrees,
(Splitting votes, half-GOP),
Now they're turning all the red states purple and rose!
"Good voting, America, now stronger!
T. Rump can blow me,
Whiny, lame-ass grump!
I've got brains and balls, I'm 'such a nasty woman'--
I'll support free four-year college if your name's not Trump!"
Nighttime, and as CNN's reporting:
Dow Jones average surging as we speak!
Meanwhile online trolls and tweets get boring--
Time for Putin and Assange to jump in Lake Wikileak!
But all the crumbling Rust Belt towns,
And jobless folks feel beaten down,
Pointy sheet males voted David Duke--
And though we ignored both Pence and Kaine,
We'll remember this campaign
'Cuz Ivanka's dad made all his daughters puke!
"Good fight, America, now stronger!
Tea Party's over,
Aren't we great as one!
I'm the brain, they call me Hillary Rodham Clinton--
I'll be smoking legal pot when he concedes I won!
Let's all smoke some legal pot when he concedes I won!"
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Overall Rating: | 2.5 | |
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Total Votes: | 21 |
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