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Song Parodies -> "Goldeneye"
Original Song Title:
"Friday Night"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Arabesque
Parody Song Title:
"Goldeneye"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Well, it's about time I submitted another parody. Last Saturday was the tenth anniversary of the video game Goldeneye for Nintendo 64, so I figured I'd write a parody to celebrate (though it is almost a week overdue). Also, I'm a big fan of James Bond, so I also figured I was overdue for a James Bond-related parody. Anyways, enjoy the parody, for it will be one of the few Arabesque parodies that this site will be seeing from anyone. DKTOS?
James Bond’s back again,
Ready to defend
The world from a brand-new danger.
Goldeneye.
There’s new enemies,
Once again, Bond will see
Another complete stranger.
Goldeneye.
His life’s on the line,
But he will not whine,
Because he always keeps his cool.
Goldeneye.
He’s known all along
What is right & wrong,
Because James Bond is not a fool.
Goldeneye.
(In Goldeneye,)
James Bond will go far,
(Low & high,)
By tank, plane, & car
To stop Goldeneye.
He’ll never give up,
(Goldeneye)
He shouldn’t mess up,
(Goldeneye)
Or else we’ll all be struck by Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
It’s up high out in the sky.
Goldeneye,
Don’t you cry,
There’s a spy who’ll stop the Goldeneye.
We hope & we pray
Bond will save the day
Before we all get toasted by
Goldeneye.
Of course, he will win,
‘Cause he’s always been
The world’s number-one British spy.
That’s no lie.
(In Goldeneye,)
James Bond will go far,
(Low & high,)
By tank, plane, & car
To stop Goldeneye.
He’ll never give up,
(Goldeneye)
He shouldn’t mess up,
(Goldeneye)
Or else we’ll all be struck by Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
It’s up high out in the sky.
Goldeneye,
Don’t you cry,
There’s a spy who’ll stop the Goldeneye.
[instrumental solo]
(In Goldeneye,)
James Bond will go far,
(Low & high,)
By tank, plane, & car
To stop Goldeneye.
He’ll never give up,
(Goldeneye)
He shouldn’t mess up,
(Goldeneye)
Or else we’ll all be struck by Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
It’s up high out in the sky.
Goldeneye,
Don’t you cry,
There’s a spy who’ll stop the Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die,
But one spy will stop the Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die,
But one spy will stop the Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die,
But one spy will stop the Goldeneye…
Ready to defend
The world from a brand-new danger.
Goldeneye.
There’s new enemies,
Once again, Bond will see
Another complete stranger.
Goldeneye.
His life’s on the line,
But he will not whine,
Because he always keeps his cool.
Goldeneye.
He’s known all along
What is right & wrong,
Because James Bond is not a fool.
Goldeneye.
(In Goldeneye,)
James Bond will go far,
(Low & high,)
By tank, plane, & car
To stop Goldeneye.
He’ll never give up,
(Goldeneye)
He shouldn’t mess up,
(Goldeneye)
Or else we’ll all be struck by Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
It’s up high out in the sky.
Goldeneye,
Don’t you cry,
There’s a spy who’ll stop the Goldeneye.
We hope & we pray
Bond will save the day
Before we all get toasted by
Goldeneye.
Of course, he will win,
‘Cause he’s always been
The world’s number-one British spy.
That’s no lie.
(In Goldeneye,)
James Bond will go far,
(Low & high,)
By tank, plane, & car
To stop Goldeneye.
He’ll never give up,
(Goldeneye)
He shouldn’t mess up,
(Goldeneye)
Or else we’ll all be struck by Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
It’s up high out in the sky.
Goldeneye,
Don’t you cry,
There’s a spy who’ll stop the Goldeneye.
[instrumental solo]
(In Goldeneye,)
James Bond will go far,
(Low & high,)
By tank, plane, & car
To stop Goldeneye.
He’ll never give up,
(Goldeneye)
He shouldn’t mess up,
(Goldeneye)
Or else we’ll all be struck by Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
It’s up high out in the sky.
Goldeneye,
Don’t you cry,
There’s a spy who’ll stop the Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die,
But one spy will stop the Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die,
But one spy will stop the Goldeneye.
Goldeneye,
Far or nigh,
Say goodbye ‘cause we might die,
But one spy will stop the Goldeneye…
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