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Song Parodies -> "Will You Chech for Ticks"
Original Song Title:
"Could I Have This Dance"
Original Performer:
Ann Murray
Parody Song Title:
"Will You Chech for Ticks"
Parody Written by:
Ken Ingram
The Lyrics
I'll always remember the song they were playing,
The first time we danced and I knew.
As we swayed to the music and held to each other,
I saw a mole that moved….
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life,
If you say yes, I’ll make you my wife…
If you’ll find those suckers, I’ll give you my knife,
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life.
I woke up this morning , when without warning
I saw that grey little beast
It drove me insane, when it bit in my vein
It had a bloody feast
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life,
If you say yes, I’ll make you my wife…
If you’ll find those suckers, I’ll give you my knife,
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life.
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life,
If you say yes, I’ll make you my wife…
If you’ll find those suckers, I’ll give you my knife,
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life.
The first time we danced and I knew.
As we swayed to the music and held to each other,
I saw a mole that moved….
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life,
If you say yes, I’ll make you my wife…
If you’ll find those suckers, I’ll give you my knife,
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life.
I woke up this morning , when without warning
I saw that grey little beast
It drove me insane, when it bit in my vein
It had a bloody feast
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life,
If you say yes, I’ll make you my wife…
If you’ll find those suckers, I’ll give you my knife,
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life.
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life,
If you say yes, I’ll make you my wife…
If you’ll find those suckers, I’ll give you my knife,
Will you check for ticks for the rest of my life.
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CowboyDave would say after a kissing session, that he needed to check me for ticks . . . . . it's just the oldest Ranchero trick in the Book!
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