Ay Cap'n, there seems to be a bunch a those Klingon fellas circling Uranus. Let me clean it up a bit before I get me old warp drive is gear, if ya catch me drift.

And there's a ring around Uranus and moons around it too - funny how planets can be so much like people......like the old medieval philosophers liked to say, "AS ABOVE, SO BELOW". 5's

You said Uranus, haha. This certainly gives new meaning to the statement "the moons of Uranus". I did one once to "Venus" entitled "Anus" but I never caught the angle of "Uranus" for a parody. Good thing Venus has no moons. Great stuff here Spaff!

There was a joke on "Futurama" Where the Professor says "We got tired of that joke. They changed the name of that planet 500 years ago" Fry says "What's it called now?" "Urectum."

Hahaha! Funny Spaff. I wonder if somebody'll ever crash land on Uranus....

I didn´t know "Asstral" was spelled with two s... :-)
Now I´ll never be able to listen to my Astral Projection (Goatrance) album the same way again.

When your moons are in the old outhouse
And Poopiter aligns with Farts
Then pee will slide from gland-bits
And sludge will smear like tar
This is the glomming of your waste to your Derrius
Waste to your Derrius
Your Derrius
Your Derrius

Sorry, Spaff, but you inspire me....

Spaff strikes again! San Franciscans thank you! Butt I think it's about time we sent a probe to Uranus. d;:^)

You sure did bring out the potties in the comments to hold Uranus in. Good job.

As they say, Men are from Mars, and Spaff is from Uranus.......

No, Spaff does not come from Uranus, Spaff comes from Meatus.

Spaff, I don't like Uranus, and I've never even seen it. But this is cool

Wow, thanx, Mr Scott & Johnny Deet (x2) & GD'R & Polly & RAD & Birg & Peter & Bob Frickin' G & Patagio & B-Flo & Unc & Mr/Ms dot net. This is undoubtedly the funniest set of comments I've ever received.

And while, as Rick points out, Uranus jokes are older than Uranus itself, the image of "Annie" onstage belting out "URANUS! URANUS!" gives me giggle fits. Shoot, all you really need to do is substitute "Uranus" for "Tomorrow" and it still works:
"The sun'll come out Uranus"
"Just thinkin' about Uranus"
"So you gotta hang on to Uranus"
etc.

Anyhoo, thanx, y'all, again, for making this place so much fun. Almost as fun as Uranus.

Imagine trying to teach several classes of planetary science to a bunch of 14-year-olds and having to talk to them about Uranus. You can't call it "Your anus" because they'll laugh, and you can't call it "Urine-us" because they'll laugh. So immature. Anyway, good parody.

Uranus, and Uranus, and Uranus
Leaks out this poopy pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of extruded slime;
And all our yesterdays have lighted stools
The way to flushty death. Out, out brown torpedo!
Scheisse's but a walking shadow, a poop layer
That grunts and wets his shower upon the porcelain
And then is smelled no more: it is a tail
Soiled by an a**hole, full of brown and furry,
Stinkifying everything.

A fine and fitting parody of a horrible song.

Hahahaha!

LOL! GREAT job Spaff!

If this song finally rockets you to stardom you could say your new career came out of "Uranus"

That's sick, I love Annie and you are a harsh man. However I'm forced to give you all fives since I laughed so hard :)

Spaff - I FINALLLy figured out what original song "TOMORROW" is that you're using here...I'm SORT of vaguely familiar with it, at least the part where they go "Tomorrow, Tomorrow, blah-blah-blah, Tomorrow"....I think that's the exact lyrcis, right? Anyway, now that I can connect the pace to something I'm gonna join the voting here because it's FUNNY. 5-5-5...Hmmm...."Substitute "Uranus" for "Tomorrow"...Let's see..."Uranus is another day"??? No...umm..."Don't feel bad about striking out, son, you can try again Uranus". No, the swap only works conditionally.

ROFL!!!! Love the big finish!

OMG!! I almost peed my pants. Thanks, I'll never be able to watch Annie again without laughing my Uranus off!!!

Thanx two billion, Rice & Johnny MacBeth & JW & Joelle & Jackie & C4P & Sweet & P-Rob & Mel & cheerleader. I'm lovin' these comments. I thank you, and Uranus thanks you.

OK, I'll take credit for the MacBeth comment ... Watch out, everybody, Spaff.com is Clairvoyant.com, too ... he sees you when you're sleeping ... he knows when you're awake ... he knows if you've been bad or good ... so be good for Spaffy's sake!

http://www.spaff.com/poesy/uranus.html

I was feeling bummed out, rock bottom, until I saw this one, a really cheeky parody, and my joy got back, my emotions no longer in arrears. I had a haunch this would be a good one.

Two thumbs up!

*can't..stop...giggling....* Holy dangit, this was great. Perfect 15 from me.

Excellent parody, especially the Cher, J-Lo lines. Here's to Uranus.

This is going to be some tough competition in the March SOTM. Awesome pick for the event. I'd tell you good luck in the competition but somehow I don't think you need it all that much, but good luck just the same.

Thanx, Kanadian & EmiLoca & Johnkins & Johnny MacDeet (again) & GD'R (again). You know, I've seen plenty of celestial bodies in my day, but I've always liked Uranus best.

Oh, and Michaelopedia: I knew that you, of all people, would find a way to pull new puns out of Uranus. Heh heh.

I voted before...:D Still funny. Good luck in the competition, like you will need it. ;)

Having the actual MP3 available may have clinched it for you. Or clenched it. Whatever... ;-)

Clenched I think! But only in relation to the OS, The parody was good!

Very very nice! By the way, as someone who probably knows the musical, perhaps you would like to see my parody of NYC? http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/annie0.shtml Anyway, 5/5/5

Spaff - Another great one here!

I can always count on the singability of your parodies, Spaff. Top notch. Were you the cause of that big 'Uranus' craze for a while?

very funny funny! loved it!

SILVER MEDALIST http://inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,24.0

Belated thanx, Patagio & Smeagol & Gollum & menimen & P-Rob & Pincky!

Looney 2nz: I had no idea "Uranus" would become so, um, widespread. For a while there, everybody was getting into "Uranus." So please forgive us. On the other hand, can Uranus really receive *too* much attention?

Spaff ---- I dunno, but thanx for the thanx. (if that makes cents)

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=1325;image

Once again, I come to pay homage to Uranus.

Uranus will thank you for it, Johnkins. Trust me.

What John said. 'Uranus TItans' still makes me chuckle.

Thanx, 2nz. How'd you like to be named Uranus? That would majorly suck, even for a god. I'd move to another solar system or something.

Hole-y hell, this is funny. If I said I could top this parody I'd be blowing smoke up Uranus, butt eye might still consider it.

Thanx, Ant in Chains. You missed the months-long celebration of Uranus, didn't you? Never fear; there's always time to focus attention on Uranus:
http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/parodies/smf/1087495540.shtml

I saw the link and accompanying parodies Spaff. I am also voyaging into the territory of Uranus with a submission that should be up in the morning. Great recording too.

I personally pronounce "oo-RAH-noos" to avoid running into uranus... Uranus would be so indignant if he knew what his name meant to modern English speakers! I like the "The sun'll come out Uranus" "Just thinkin' about Uranus" "So you gotta hang on to Uranus" ! Too funny! "NASA sends probe to Uranus; people everywhere giggle" -Colin Mochrie

I give 5s to Diddims for the Colin Mochrie quote (R.I.P. WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?) Just think about the even bigger laughs if it was sung with the original line of "I love you, Tomorrow" as "I love you, Uranus". There's a real Anal Vice, right there, especially being sung by Annie. But I'll stop this parade on Uranus for now. Or should I stop U-raning on this parade? Is there no end to this joke?

Red: I finally saw your tribute to Uranus. It brought tears to my eyes. (Your parody, not Uranus.)

Diddims: "oo-RAH-noos"? Good idea. From now on, I'm not going to pronounce the final syllable in "Idaho."

Eric: The answer to your final question is no. Uranus is bigger than us all.

Did you know that Uranus is green on the outside?

Eric: I've heard that it's blue-green. But I've never really looked at Uranus that closely.

Pluto, Schmuto.
www.spaff.com/poesy/uranus.html

we thought it was MARVELOUS!!!!

Thank you, mindy and lana. Uranus is, in fact, marvelous.

i like big butts

...and you cannot lie?

You other planets can't deny

I hate you.

Stop. You're turning me on.

I have a class project that is on Uranus because when I heard that song I loved it more than my baby doll Sophie. I love Uranus.

I cried so hard because I love this song I cried a whole 8ft swimming pool. I LOVE THIS SONG!

very awesome and smart

Thanx, Zaria & zaria & white trash. If you love Uranus it will love you back. At least that's what asstrologists say.

Did you know Uranus is the only planet named after a Greek god? All the rest are named after Romans?

I did not know that fascinating fact about Uranus, Eric. Uranus is truly unique!

Great parody. OK, where was I in 2004 when this parody debuted? I wasn't on AIR that I recall, must've been doing something else. Anyhow, along with your 5s, you will get another fact related to Uranus: There is a bumper sticker that I often see that says "Keep the Earth clean. It's not Uranus!" (Ironically, I often see the drivers of cars bearing such stickers throwing trash and cigarettes out their windows.)

I have a parody idea called Uranus to Heartless LOL

Each pole of Uranus is dark for 42 years a time.

Andria: To answer your question: Uranus, possibly.

Yo, Jackie, I'm real happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but South Park had one of the greatest Kanye parodies of all time.

Eric: If I were you, I wouldn't mention poles and Uranus in the same breath.

LMAO I agree! I actually considered writing a Gay Fish parody after it aired while watching that episode...then that part aired! lOL

Grab "Uranus!" here:
http://thefump.com/fump.php?id=1269

Love love it! Miss the Cher and J.Lo part though LOL

Thanks, Jackie. I had to work in "Uranus Titans," though, so those beloved celebrities got squeezed out of "Uranus!"

LOLOLOLOL ok. Still awesome!

They just discovered a new bright spot on Uranus!

I just had a physical last week and, oddly enough, my doctor said something very similar.