I spilled my beer
I was so high,
You were upset,
Good reason why
I splashed your blouse
Boobs showed transparently
Called me a louse,
Used much profanity,
And then you knee-did me

It drained my strength
I could not stand right then
Your chair, you hurled,
I bit my hand right then,
Leg brought up high
And crushed my testicle,
I thought I'd die,
It made me see eternity..
You knee-did me,
You knee-did me

So much violence from you,
I was scarred, black and blue
You knee-did me, 'cuz boobs were bare
Then I had ta' heave, I had ta' heave
Rushed for the stool,
The door was locked,
With someone else in there..

I held my hand
Across my mouth
Pork ribs and shrimp
Were headed south
I passed out cold
Soon after cops were called
I sobered up
And really was appalled
My scrotum was de-balled,

You knee-did me
You knee-did me