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Song Parodies -> "You Knee-did Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Needed Me"

Original Performer:

Anne Murray

Parody Song Title:

"You Knee-did Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I spilled my beer
I was so high,
You were upset,
Good reason why
I splashed your blouse
Boobs showed transparently
Called me a louse,
Used much profanity,
And then you knee-did me

It drained my strength
I could not stand right then
Your chair, you hurled,
I bit my hand right then,
Leg brought up high
And crushed my testicle,
I thought I'd die,
It made me see eternity..
You knee-did me,
You knee-did me

So much violence from you,
I was scarred, black and blue
You knee-did me, 'cuz boobs were bare
Then I had ta' heave, I had ta' heave
Rushed for the stool,
The door was locked,
With someone else in there..

I held my hand
Across my mouth
Pork ribs and shrimp
Were headed south
I passed out cold
Soon after cops were called
I sobered up
And really was appalled
My scrotum was de-balled,

You knee-did me
You knee-did me

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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Timmy1000 - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
What a painful read, but funny
Old Man Ribber - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Crushed nuts, anybody? ;D
Andria - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good, AFW. And here's my nickname for the lady in this parody: the Nutcracker. I echo both comments above me.
littleCupCakes - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Back to your "old tricks" again, eh Sir L'AIR de Farce ? ?? ~Lord SatyrMayor~
Christie Marie M - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Ditto on Andria's and all comments above! Clever and PAINFUL one, AFW! I'm guessing that it turned out that she was "crushing" on you after all! You'll be "knee-ding" those 555's!
JP - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Great as always, AFW. 5's.
AFW - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy, OMR, Andria...good nickname, and thanks, LCC...and Christie, very punny comment...and thanks, JP...good to see ya' around...
Jeff Reuben - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny stuff (and thanks for your "real" comment :)
AFW - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff
blackjack21 - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Ooo, she got a crush on you. Nutty good parody.
AFW - November 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, blackjack
Rob H - November 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
AFW - November 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob H

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