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Song Parodies -> "You Seeded Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Needed Me"

Original Performer:

Anne Murray

Parody Song Title:

"You Seeded Me"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Chance meet at bar
You winked an eye
You bought me booze
And asked my sign
You drove me home
And sought my laxity
And felt me up in spate of giggling
But now you’ve seeded me

You waved your length
To land me prone and then
Debased this girl
As I sighed now and then
You said goodbye - without a care at all
Denied that I could have something concerning me
You seeded me
You seeded me

And my rags have been past due
Now that the deed is do’ed
No bleeding due - I do declare
And last New Year’s Eve was so naive
I broke my rule
Of not lyin’ with someone
Less: Millionaire!

And now I stand
Before your home
With nine months past
Now look what’s come
You’ll give me dough
This crying brat to tend
Don’t spurn your fry
Or else you’ll rue it then
We’ll legislate, my friend

You bought me drinks
How could I then abstain?
You placed your kern-
-el in my womb and then
You said goodbye - and left me kiddyful
Your ride left I with all your dreaded sperm in me
You seeded me
You seeded me

You seeded me
You seeded me

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Jason - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
This was great! Well done!
alvin - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
it brought forth tears....of laughter...especially liked "sought my laxity"...hate the this
Peter Andersson - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Sometimes I see a title and expect the parody to be about, well, let's call it fornication for simplicity. Then it turns out to be about something completely different. This time it was the other way around, despite the obvious title I fully expected this to be about Madonna's or Prince's or some else big 80s dinosaur and their fight against seeding mp3s of their songs through P2P networks. Music industry politics have gotten the upper hand over my brain's associations, well, let's again call it fornication for simplicity. I must be getting old (or laid just enough).
AFW - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Themed right down my alley, so to speak...tops in hops...turning orgasm into sarcasm..
mandamoo - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Love what you've done with this boring-as-bat-poo OS ! Will henceforth be know as this title by me :)
Jenna Talia - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Great ride, shame about the result! Well done on the layout too...suits the theme ;) 3x5 orgasms.
Peregrin - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Good grief!!!

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