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Song Parodies -> "Don't Ring My Bell"

Original Song Title:

"Ring My Bell"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Anita Ward

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Ring My Bell"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A few reasons...
You're in your home
Watching a movie
Bowl of snacks, burger & fries
(Ready to dine, ready to dine)
Time for me to lay back and chillax
It's a double feature, a double feature

Then all of a sudden, what the hell?!?
Please don't ring my bell, ring my bell
Please don't ring my bell, ring my bell
Please don't ring my bell, ring my bell
Please don't ring my bell, ring my bell

Salesman, we don't need none
Nor Morning missionaries
No one to cut the lawn or cut down trees, damn!
No solar too (nor fixing roofs, fixing roofs)
Security? Save it, my GSD* is great at it!
Vacuum cleaners for over $2k? F-ck you! Are you crazy?

Please don't ring my bell, don't ring my bell
(Don't ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
Please don't ring my bell, don't ring my bell
(Don't ring my bell, ring-a-ring-a-ring)
Please don't ring my bell, don't ring my bell
(Don't ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
Don't ring my bell, don't ring my bell
(Don't ring my bell, ring-a-ring-a-ring)

You can go to hell
Won't make a sale
(Ding, dong, ding, ah-ah, ring it)
Please don't ring my bell, anytime, at my house
(Don't ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it, now or ever)

Please don't ring my bell, you can't ring my bell
(Ding, dong, ding, ah-ah, ring it)
Please don't ring my bell, anytime, day or night
(Don't ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it, now or ever)

Mad, mad as hell
(Don't ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
Please don't ring my bell, ring my bell
(Don't ring my bell, ring-a-ring-a-ring)
You can go to hell, don't ring my bell
(Don't ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
Anymore, and I'm gonna yell!!!
* German Shepherd Dog

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