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Song Parodies -> "Casino Royale"
Original Song Title:
"New York, You Got Me Dancing"
Original Performer:
Andrea True Connection
Parody Song Title:
"Casino Royale"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Well folks, we're almost there! We're now entering the Daniel Craig era of James Bond. With this 2006 film, the franchise explored James Bond's origins. Believe it or not, this was not the first time that the first James Bond novel had been turned into a film. First, there was a made-for-TV movie in 1954 starring Barry Nelson as "Jimmy Bond" & Peter Lorre as Le Chiffre. A second adaptation was made in 1967 starring David Niven as James Bond, which was more of a spoof*. The 2006 version was the first official version made. Anyhoo, enjoy the parody! DKTOS? (Extended Version)
Okay people, let me tell the story
Of how our man turned Double-O.
He killed two people who leaked information,
Now the man is quite a pro!
And James Bond’s now 007.
No, he won’t give up, he won’t give up ‘till the job’s done! [x4]
James Bond’s gone to Casino Royale, Royale. [x2]
He’s all set, he’ll place his bets,
He’s gonna see & raise!
He’s all set, he’ll place his bets,
And nothing leaves him fazed!
And his name’s so nice,
He has to say it twice – “Name’s Bond, James Bond”.
It rolls off, rolls off,
The tip of your tongue.
He won’t give up, he won’t give up ‘till the job’s done. [x4]
James Bond’s gone to
Casino Royale, Royale. [x3]
[break]
He won’t give up, he won’t give up ‘till the job’s done. [x4]
James Bond’s gone to
Casino Royale, Royale. [x2]
Dyin’ Another Day, oh what a joy!
He’s the real McCoy!
The Golden Gun’s the gun to beat!
Goldfinger’s in the wringer,
I guess the man don’t have it all!
Now this Casino really strikes like-
Now this Casino really strikes like Thunderball!
Bond won’t give up, he won’t give up ‘till the job’s done. [x4]
James Bond’s gone to
Casino Royale, Royale. [x2]
[fade]
Of how our man turned Double-O.
He killed two people who leaked information,
Now the man is quite a pro!
And James Bond’s now 007.
No, he won’t give up, he won’t give up ‘till the job’s done! [x4]
James Bond’s gone to Casino Royale, Royale. [x2]
He’s all set, he’ll place his bets,
He’s gonna see & raise!
He’s all set, he’ll place his bets,
And nothing leaves him fazed!
And his name’s so nice,
He has to say it twice – “Name’s Bond, James Bond”.
It rolls off, rolls off,
The tip of your tongue.
He won’t give up, he won’t give up ‘till the job’s done. [x4]
James Bond’s gone to
Casino Royale, Royale. [x3]
[break]
He won’t give up, he won’t give up ‘till the job’s done. [x4]
James Bond’s gone to
Casino Royale, Royale. [x2]
Dyin’ Another Day, oh what a joy!
He’s the real McCoy!
The Golden Gun’s the gun to beat!
Goldfinger’s in the wringer,
I guess the man don’t have it all!
Now this Casino really strikes like-
Now this Casino really strikes like Thunderball!
Bond won’t give up, he won’t give up ‘till the job’s done. [x4]
James Bond’s gone to
Casino Royale, Royale. [x2]
[fade]
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting hit in the groin.
*-Also in the 1967 version, Ursula Andress (who played Honey Ryder in Dr. No) played the part of Vesper Lynd
*-Also in the 1967 version, Ursula Andress (who played Honey Ryder in Dr. No) played the part of Vesper Lynd
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Bond gambles with his life in this film, what higher stakes could there be than that? A triple 5 payout for this parody! :-)
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