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Song Parodies -> "Shit Can"
Original Song Title:
"Tin Man"
Original Performer:
America
Parody Song Title:
"Shit Can"
Parody Written by:
The Stinker
The Lyrics
My most pooptastic parody ever.
Sometimes late when folks are real hungry,
And wake to fix a quick snack for themselves
Some will fail to check the expiration date
Of food that sits among the shelves
No, I never did squirt nothing down the shit can
Like the dia– diarrhea that I have
And I don’t think hemorrhoid cream will stop this burning
Need some topical anesthetic salve
So please, believe you me
When I sit pushing out brown, brown, brown
Splatters stain the commode
Hear it flushing down, down, down, down
Hope it swallows that load
Oh, I never did poop nothing down the shit can
Like the dia– diarrhea I just had
And food poisoning’s the reason my gut’s heaving
And these colonic cramps that hurt so bad
So please, believe you me
When I sit pushing out brown, brown, brown
Liquid from my bowels
Hear it raining down, down, down, down
With farts that sound like vowels
No, I never did squirt nothing down the shit can
Like this dia– diarrhea I just had
And I chugged a quart of Imodium, it ain’t relieving
This barometric pressure that hurts so bad
So please, believe you me…
Ooooooo, ooooo oooooo
Aaaahhh ooooooo, oooo oooooo…..
And wake to fix a quick snack for themselves
Some will fail to check the expiration date
Of food that sits among the shelves
No, I never did squirt nothing down the shit can
Like the dia– diarrhea that I have
And I don’t think hemorrhoid cream will stop this burning
Need some topical anesthetic salve
So please, believe you me
When I sit pushing out brown, brown, brown
Splatters stain the commode
Hear it flushing down, down, down, down
Hope it swallows that load
Oh, I never did poop nothing down the shit can
Like the dia– diarrhea I just had
And food poisoning’s the reason my gut’s heaving
And these colonic cramps that hurt so bad
So please, believe you me
When I sit pushing out brown, brown, brown
Liquid from my bowels
Hear it raining down, down, down, down
With farts that sound like vowels
No, I never did squirt nothing down the shit can
Like this dia– diarrhea I just had
And I chugged a quart of Imodium, it ain’t relieving
This barometric pressure that hurts so bad
So please, believe you me…
Ooooooo, ooooo oooooo
Aaaahhh ooooooo, oooo oooooo…..
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User Comments
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If you wanna use profanity in your paroides, go to What Freaks.
Hey "no way" you'd get more respect for your comment if you identified yourself. I have seen many worse parody out here. This is relatively tame to some of the stuff I've seen and may I add that it is masterfully done IMHO. The entire parody is absolutely funny, clever, witty and without being overly gross. It is a fine line you tread with this song "Stinker" and you did it so well.
I absolutely screamed at this line:
"With farts that sound like vowels"
Pure hysteria. This would measure a 5 on the Rickter Scale just for how it "moves". This parody should receive more feedback, either positive or negative, just because it is so profoundly hysterical. Well Done "Stinky".
I absolutely screamed at this line:
"With farts that sound like vowels"
Pure hysteria. This would measure a 5 on the Rickter Scale just for how it "moves". This parody should receive more feedback, either positive or negative, just because it is so profoundly hysterical. Well Done "Stinky".
Please don't start this up again. (falls asleep on table)
I totallly loved it, it's bold, it's fresh, it's funny. 555!
Dr. M. Something does smell bad here. As I recall when I voted on this parody there was a triple one vote and a triple 5 vote. I placed the 2nd triple 5 vote. Now you stink of forked dung when you advertise that you gave a 555 and yet the smellometer dials on the voting indicate no change to the stats. How do you explain this?
But I'm using my extra strong deodorant. I just couldn't see the voting bit that's all. I've just done my triple 5 vote, man.
Great - You have rectalfied the situation. I'm sure Mr. Stinky will be pleased when he reads the poop on this and that hopefully he sees this before he "logs out" again. .If the poo shids then where it.
Hey thanks for the 555's, everyone! You guys are the shiznitz (or whatever the cool kids are saying these days)! But, um, it's bad form for your comments to be funnier than my parody!
Sorry.
Sorry? Huh? I'm not. This is such a piece of crap and I mean that as a good thing. Stinky - you have inspired me to write one of these again myself. Watch for it. It shall differ from this in that it is not nearly as graphic. But graphic can be good, but it's just not me to write that way anymore.
Too funny..I could not stop myself from laughing everytime i read..No i never did squirt something down the s***can" :))))) I give you tons of Kudos
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