Great job switching words with the OS, had me laughing/groaning out loud! I sentence you to 555.

love the grim words set to this tinkly melody and the OZ reference fit perfectly

Another hit, man.

Fits the OS to a tee, right down to the quadruple negative in the chorus. =) I see you are on a roll with the hit man parodies - maybe AC/DC's "Shoot To Thrill" could be next on the list of songs to knock off?

killed me

One hit...three votes of five...no errors

HEY-E OVAH 'EAH, HUH? Lissen up ovah 'eah fo a minnid. Dis guyz wut dis parity iz aboud iz nun udder dan Rocco (Da Freeze) Murderolla. Hez kinuva mustache pete bud a real stan-up guy, He gotz pinched comin heavy ad da same time dat Rossi hit dat nun quide by axident an bein da stan-up guy dat he iz he bid da bullit an was a guest a da stade in OZ fo Rossi. Even doh hez knowed mosly as (Da Freeze) sum ov iz closest associats call him (Da Wizard) bud hez perferin ta be calt (Da Freeze). So now Rossi gives (Da Freeze) a substnshal taste ov iz acshun. Lottsa guyz wood be a strunzo in Freeze's plaze an wudda ratted out Rossi. OZ taut Freeze won ting an dat iz "Col tempo la foglia di gelso diventa seta". An Freeze iz az smooth az seta. Fer dohs uv yous dat doan know da Italian vanaculah id means "Time and patience change the mulberry leaf to satin.". Freeze will hit enybawdy enytime enyware for eny reesin or no reesin - he iz an eekwell oportoonidy hitman. So dats da story boud Rossi and Freeze. More ta cum as "Tunz" gits inspiraled ta rite aboud hiz upbringin an nolege aboud da waste managemend bidness on acound he foun oud aboud id true iz extented familia. 2-LOUD outta 'eah.

Hit Man keeps on rollin: Hides shiv in his colon: Rollin; rollin: slicin' up his colon. Thanks for putting the link up, I couldn't remember the OS very well. What alvin said, and RA...keep 'em comin...this is a great series

These lyrics actually make more sense than the original ones. I have more respect for the hit-man who remains "freeze" than the 1st person character in the America version who remains "cheeze" Good Job !

Very well written, I enjoyed this one!

I just came across this one. I gotta say, you really did a good job here; I especially liked how you varied the main stanzas each time through. Nicely written.

Oops - How did I miss thanking everyone on this one. A belated thanks to MasonR, Alvin, Sir John B, AFW, and of course as always my tribute to Don Boccotesta, (Please don't break my arm Don B. for the late tribute), Dee, Invisaboy and Jeff Reuben

Nally - Thanks for putting me wise to being remiss on my thanks. And it is pretty standard with me to vary the choruses in my parodies. It makes them more of a challenge to write and provides the reader with more entertainment. I've done an American Pie which is long enough on its own and even longer with each chorus varied, which I somehow managed to accomplish. It is called Binary Pi.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/donmclean65.shtml

Check it out sometime. Thanks.

555 for another clinic in the art of parody syllable-matching!

Thanks, JD.

Expanding on nally's comment...it is especially great to vary the lyrics when the original song is repetitive, like this one is. Gives the parody more variety; I like that. 5/5/5 here, too.

Thank you Mallory - Glad to make your acquaintance - Can't say that I have ever seen your name in the comments section of one of my parodies before and I appreciate your taking the time to write one. =;-)

I haven't been here in quite a while, but I just happened to take a look at this parody. As a few other commenters have said, it was very interesting to read, and it deserves a perfect 5-5-5 score.