i was strapped unto a gurney
they were lookin' for signs of life
they were tubes and wires and doctor things
in an ambulance, we zing
i thought that i'd get just a slight little buzz
here i am, wildly plowed
i took a shot...and then down went i
unaware, i hit the ground

you see, i'm into depressants
but this horse is insane
i was good and knocked out in my brain
on depressants, i can't remember my name
but it ain't much fun if near-death is obtained
wha wha...wha...wha wha wha wha...wha wha wha...wha wha ?
wha wha...wha...wha wha wha wha...wha wha wha...wha wha ?

after two days, being moribund
i cringed from pain in my head
after three days, i was still quite stunned
but was looking to get out of bed
when my story was told...though, the doctors all scold
they were glad to see me not dead

you see, i'm into depressants
but this horse is insane
i was good and knocked out in my brain
on depressants, i can't remember my name
but it ain't much fun if near-death is obtained
wha wha...wha...wha wha wha wha...wha wha wha...wha wha ?
wha wha...wha...wha wha wha wha...wha wha wha...wha wha ?

after nine days, they let my ass go free
if i promised to let horse be
there are 'ludes and booze and lots of things
if i have to have a fling
the poppy holds a pleasure like no other around
but there's danger for those who love
its such a pity, that it makes me unsound
guess i'll stick to the other stuff

you see, i'm into depressants
but this horse is insane
i was good and knocked out in my brain
on depressants, i can't remember my name
but it ain't much fun if near-death is obtained
wha wha...wha...wha wha wha wha...wha wha wha...wha wha ?
wha wha...wha...wha wha wha wha...wha wha wha...wha wha ?