well, i tried to picnic, sunday
but i got so damned depressed
it had started as a fun day
but i found myself distressed
cause my lunch plans had been altered
seems to me, there's been a crime
could it be a bear...did steal that food of mine ?

well, i kept on hearin' 'bout you
mister yogi bear...no lie
and i've heard you've got an IQ
that's extremely oversize
you have snuck into my small tent
now my lunch, i cannot find
and i think its mean
you seem to be unkind

are you meaty in the middle ?
yes, you're meaty for a bear
you should cut down just a little
cause you stuff more than your share

well, you're always takin'
the lunch, i'm makin'
my heart is breakin'