Song Parodies -> "Sister Janet's Boob Surprise"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair"

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Original Performer:

"Sister Janet's Boob Surprise"

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The Lyrics

As sung by Michael Jackson

It was football's Super Sunday, but the half-time was half-dressed
So all day at work on Monday, all the talk was of a breast
Bra malfunction! Can you fault her? But the FCC called "Time!"
And next thing you know, well, everyone was fined...

Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout my Sister Janet's boob surprise
And how come that Justin lout tries to pretend he wasn't wise
Now he's acting all despondent, while poor Janet's crucified --
The press buries her, but him they just let slide...

Make a mountain from a nipple, make a tempest from a tear...
Make a splash from just a ripple -- just some missing underwear...
Justin tried to fake it,
But I'll admit it... I like her naked!

Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout my Sister Janet's boob surprise
And how come that Justin lout tries to pretend he wasn't wise
Now he's acting all despondent, while poor Janet's crucified --
The press buries her, but him they just let slide...

Make a mountain from a nipple, make a tempest from a tear...
Make a splash from just a ripple -- just some missing underwear...
Justin tried to fake it,
But I'll admit it... I like her naked!

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Johnny D - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment

The pacing of this parody is so good, so right on, and it has such good internal rhyme, that it sings itself effortlessly in my head, makes me laugh, and easily earns three 5's - very good work, Leo Jay - congratulations on a job well done.

Jan Unwin - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment

This deserves more votes...it's very good!

Meriadoc - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment

I agree with Jan, this is excellent!

Leo Jay - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks very much all!

Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Leo - another really fine job here! 100% agreement with Johnny D's remarks. You're off to a sharp start here. OH...for another take on Janet J's Super Bowl....Ahhh....show you could take a look at my "A Boob At the Half". You might enjoy it...

mac - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment

A full, well rounded, ample parody.

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