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Song Parodies -> "Our General in Ukraine Got Bullet in Brain"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse with No Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"Our General in Ukraine Got Bullet in Brain"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

I tried to put myself in the trousers of a Russian conscript in Ukraine and see how he feels.
On the first week war in Ukraine
I was fearing for my life
There were planes and drones and guns and things
Bayraktars flying in rings
The first thing I met was a shell with a buzz
And the sky was full of fire
The snipers picked our officers out
and our tanks were in trouble dire

Our general in Ukraine got a bullet in brain
and the shells, they fell like rain
and our leaders, they are as stupid can be
'cause all they could do was to loot and to steal
La la la la la la...

After two weeks in the Ukrainian war
our unit had shrunk in just half
and after three weeks in the Ukrainian chores
our brigade had no more a staff
and the tanks that we had were all burned and scrap
there was nothing more I could laugh

You see our general in Ukraine got a bullet in brain
and the shells, they fell like rain
and our leaders, they are as stupid can be
'cause all they could do was to loot and to steal
La la la la la la...

After nine weeks I am scared as can be
'cause we're losing in the air and at sea
There are planes and drones and shells and things
and Bayraktars flying in rings
The Black Sea has swallowed our flagship and more
get hit by missiles from above
In the trenches we bleed our lifeblood in ground
and the shells make a disturbing sound

You see our general in Ukraine got a bullet in brain
and the shells, they fell like rain
and our leaders, they are as stupid can be
'cause all they could do was to loot and to steal
La la la la la la...

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Whacked In The USSR - May 05, 2023 - Report this comment
Vive Ukraine! Death to Putin!

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