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Song Parodies -> "Ventura Freeway (The Inconvenient Truth that America Didn’t Tell You)"

Original Song Title:

"Ventura Highway"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ventura Freeway (The Inconvenient Truth that America Didn’t Tell You)"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Stewing on a tank of gas
Coughing fumes of road
Tell me, how long we gonna sit here, yo?
Car-creep’ll make me now for job late – no go
Boss don't care, I know

Ventura Freeway in the smog-time
Where commute is longer
The traffic’s cloggeder than drain-slime
Valves gonna blow I know

'Cause the freeway is slowin': horns a’blare
When the day goes down spend whole night there?
Wheezing, dying, saying prayers
Angelinos wither in hot air, in hot air

Did di di di dit...etc. (sound of tappets straining)

Passin’ by a stalling car
Brakin’ till the brakes are strained
Harried by some jive nit-wit in the car-pool lane
All we need now’s an abrupt ‘event’ of rain

Should have parked and took the train

Ventura Freeway in the queue-time
Where the rubberneckers
Do gawk at wreckers; prolong line
We’re goin’ slow, I know

As a freeway, it’s blowin’- speed’s not there
Lack of pace confounds your day’s rideshare
We’d have time to start affair!
Aggravated, pissed off, show despair – I declare...

Sh*t, shi shi shi Sh*t… etc. (sound of crap-its! raining)

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 11

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Timmy1000 - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Cough, cough, sounds like quite a few highways in big cities. Hope the car doesn't need some water out there.
Jonathan - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
it's my way or the... freeway? :S 5's
Leough - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Sounds like a good market for the self-driving car. LOL at "cloggeder" and "We’d have time to start affair."
AFW - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
I like car parodies...and this is a good one..
Rex - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Twice a day, five days a week...except for me it's LBJ freeway. Lovely work here, keep on truckin'!
Andy Primus - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
That’s rather like the M25 motorway around London (known by anyone who uses it regularly as the world’s biggest car park). Like Leough, I also laughed at cloggeder.
John Barry - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Baby, you can five my car.

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