Well, it started out on Tumblr, headless shot of someone's dress.
And it caused my mind to wonder if my eyesight was distressed.
Though the hues were somewhat altered, what I viewed was gold on white.
I was certain black on blue was just not right.

Well, I kept on blinkin' at it, white and golden dress surprise,
As the list price for this outfit grew too steep for one to buy.
It needs no more advertisements, for it's grown too, too hard to find.
And I guess it means my eyes are colorblind.

Now the memes all give me jitters, you can see them ev'rywhere.
Read the loads of tweets on Twitter, see the stuff that folks have shared.
Well, you can't escape it, it's so mind-maimin', I just can't take it!

Well, I keep on blinkin' at it, white and golden dress surprise.
And I'm still inclined to doubt it, can't see blue, I'm sure it's white.
Now I am stunned by horrid content, black on blue views seen online.
And I guess it means my sight's been undermined.

There's a gold band in the middle, and the dress seems white, I swear.
Though it's such a stupid riddle, in a rut, I sit and stare.
Well, my eyes are achin', I go blind gazin', I just can't take it!

Too odd...