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Song Parodies -> "Horse With No Pain"

Original Song Title:

"Horse With No Name"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Horse With No Pain"

Parody Written by:

Karl Hook Willers

The Lyrics

I've been living on a desert
With a horse with no pain
And it felt good to be out in the rain
There were birds, and trees, and kids
Throwing things
And it just that wasn't nice
It was like imagine if you hired someone
To sit on their ass and watch Hey Arnold

An, na, na, na
Na, an, an, na
Na, an, na, na
Na, an, na, na

How are you're going to wear shades
If you break everybody else's
Stealing is against the law
And thou shalt not steal
Stealing's not right, biting's not right
And I'll rather you miss that
I've been sitting on a desert with a horse
With no name
Since September 1895
I died alone in 1995
And that was complete bollocks

Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na

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Patrick - November 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Makes about as much sense as the original.

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