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Song Parodies -> "Wedded to That Gorilla"

Original Song Title:

"Ready For Camarillo"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Wedded to That Gorilla"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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are the original lyrics.
Am I wedded to that gorilla
My bed is spinnin' fast
I have some flickered fadin' memory
Of boozin' until gassed

Can't fault my selection
Her looks are so demure
My problem's that I'm such an easy lay
I fear my choice was premature

Sought to bind the distance
Between apes and humanity
But what befell me, what's to gain
I'll be livin' in a tree

If I scream she'll think I'm fickle
Such a queasy mate I'll seem
I'm gonna booze until she's someone else
Like a Spice Girl or Supreme
Spice Girl or Supreme


In our tree she feeds me pickles
In her beastly way, she's twee
I'm gonna soon excell my Tarzan yell
Till I find the ape in me
Find the ape in me

Lord, just about wedded
Yeah, just about wedded
Can you hear our vows?
Ape wedded
Ape and I wedded
Huh, ape yours

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Meriadoc - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like a morning after with a vengeance. Maybe you could follow up with "Apeman" by the Kinks.

BTW, Ambrosia did something besides Nice, Nice, Very Nice?
Rob Arndt - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment
555 bananas!
Porfle Popnecker - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
John Barry - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Sound like you've got a monkey on your back.
Porfle Popnecker - August 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes, and I'm going bananas over it.
Andy Primus - August 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Could have been worse - you could have married Jocelyn Wildenstein. Google her name and take a look at the images that come up if you don’t know who she is.
Porfle Popnecker - August 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andy--as fate would have it, I did a parody about her back in January! Here's the link:

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