it was late in november
was blowing my nose
snot hanging down there
from my nostrils oh
flowed like a river
right out of my head
i felt the need for tissues
nose turning into
snot passages
tears are falling
couldn't control it
snot passages
buy me the tissues
til the last one
in the store

my nose isn't kind
so started to blast
where is my cold stuff
get rid of this fast
the things you do when
you got a head cold
head could feel better and then
my nose just turns into these
snot passages
there's something back there
the snot left behind
oh snot passages
buy me all the cold
medicine in the
store tonight

hear me sneezing
and feel stomach
starting to turn
don't know why
i should feel that way
snot from my nose
just someone get
me a hose

while my nose is exploding
and i find my tissues
they're laughing at something
way i achoo
people just avoid me
when i blow my nose
i reach out my hand
they get grossed out
because of snot passages
sometimes they're in there
but just out of sight
yeah snot passages
and if you saw me
then you would just
get a fright