on a morning had some yogart frozen
not a country where they burn calories
can not move in through the crowd cause there stomachs growling
constipated by cheese
she comes out with a bun and big dress running
likes a platter of corn and some chips
dont bother asking for jenny programs
she will just tell you that she lives
in the year of the fat


she doesnt give some time for exercises
and she has bigger arms than yours
and you follow to the fridge to see the pies it
completly dissapears
shes so huge she made the stock market fall
cant just fit through doors and she will eat you
with mayonnaise she says i feel just like
theres twinke cream running through
my blood stream man shes fat

she likes to eat good cool whip
and shes wide and can take up the whole sea
she eats her big cans of raviolis
so you know about food and what makes her inside
the year of the fat

well the morning comes and she got bigger
than a bus and the tourists are small
and you really hate healthy choices and lose weight programs
never want your weight to fall
but the stretchmarks remain from gaining weight
and your big you can tackle manning
you know sometime ill be like kate moss
but for now i eat onion rings
in the year of the fat