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Song Parodies -> "Scrambler Fan"
Original Song Title:
"Ramblin' Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Allman Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Scrambler Fan"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
DKTOS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x28jaeyX2s
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan
Screaming while I’m spinning
Darn Tootin! The best ride, Man!
And while you folks are heavin’
When done you barely stand
Me, I was born a Scrambler Fan
Well, My father worked at Disney, California
He let me ride the Tea Cups, My one wish
I’m now employed at the state fairs. It’s me they trust
“Sizzler”: The best way to get squished
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan
Carney for a living
They spin while I get tan
And while some might be heavin’
I’ve got broom and dustpan
And you can call me Scrambler Sam
(Run the cars during the solo)
(Spoken)
“Two Tickets!”
If you’re pregnant I need to give a warning
Cause the G-Force might mess up your baby
I’m always glad to work down at your Home Days
Yup, Thrill-ride lovers always flock to me
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan
Cotton candy breakfast
I don’t get no dental plan
And when winter is freezin’
I’ll still ride in the wasteland
Cause I will die a Scrambler Fan
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan…
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan…
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan…
Screaming while I’m spinning
Darn Tootin! The best ride, Man!
And while you folks are heavin’
When done you barely stand
Me, I was born a Scrambler Fan
Well, My father worked at Disney, California
He let me ride the Tea Cups, My one wish
I’m now employed at the state fairs. It’s me they trust
“Sizzler”: The best way to get squished
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan
Carney for a living
They spin while I get tan
And while some might be heavin’
I’ve got broom and dustpan
And you can call me Scrambler Sam
(Run the cars during the solo)
(Spoken)
“Two Tickets!”
If you’re pregnant I need to give a warning
Cause the G-Force might mess up your baby
I’m always glad to work down at your Home Days
Yup, Thrill-ride lovers always flock to me
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan
Cotton candy breakfast
I don’t get no dental plan
And when winter is freezin’
I’ll still ride in the wasteland
Cause I will die a Scrambler Fan
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan…
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan…
Lord, I was born a Scrambler Fan…
Note: "Scrambler" is the name that they used for this ride in Roller Coaster Tycoon, I'm not sure that this is the offical name for it, but it's the name that I've known it by
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Very good. Im a rollercoaster tycoon fan myself. 444
(Artistry) Fun and funny.
That was awesome, Im in bewteen that OS and Whipping Post as my Allman Bros parody
hate the ride...love the parody
I thought it was going to be about a breakfast dish... Didn't someone just get thrown off one of these recently? Good title switch. 555
I fall in to the category of heaving folks. Fun and funny like Rex said
dunno how they do it - I can never eat cotton candy before 9.30 am - great pacing Matthias - I could hear them singing this one - 555
dunno how they do it - I can never eat cotton candy before 9.30 am - great pacing Matthias - I could hear them singing this one - 555
I love ride parodies almost as much as I love rides. This was excellent fun, and pacing was super, Matty. 555
"...some might be heavin’ I’ve got broom and dustpan" and that pink sawdust, I hope. These rides have several names, but "Whirl 'n' Hurl" is what I call them all. Can't stand them, but this parody was excellent, and "If you’re pregnant I need to give a warning/Cause the G-Force might mess up your baby" made me LOL for real. The guitar noodling in this song would make a Scrambler ride even more nauseating (translation: great use of TOS). 555
(Artistry) You really made a great example of your art, Carney! (nyuk, nyuk!)
THis is especially funny to me, because I live a half hour away from this town in Florida where all the carneys and circus freaks live. That guy you see on TV with the lobster hands and flipper feet? HE lives there! Anyway, this reminds me of them! 555 all the way, homey! But...doesn't it make you nervous to ride something that propels you through the air at an accelrated rate UPSIDE DOWN that was put together with duct tape and a socket wrench?
(Artistry) A parody about a rollercoaster? What will you think of next?!
(Artistry) I didn't see the pacing blips that apparently two others did, but Allman Brothers are such iffy pacing to begin with. . .I guess maybe I wasn't looking in the right spots, neat.
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