I don't know how to fistfight
and I know I'm gonna cry
I just wanted some of Auntie ann's pretzels
and a batch of curly fries

Children started fighting
and it seemed like a bad dream
a woman got shot right in the keister
and I thought that was kinda mean

and somebody stepped on my shoes
and they ruined my new boots
now the mall is closing
and the teens all start to loot

and now my memory's fading
and the bullets start to fly
and you know I'm gonna sue you
cause you punched my friend Lou Lou
and there really is no damn reason why

and these little teens are witches
and you know it is a shame
they don't follow the rules
they only know how to break em
and they think that everything is a game

but we don't know how to leave here
should we walk or should we crawl
and I really don't wanna do it
fighting thugs, at the Monroeville mall
(fighting thugs)

fighting thugs ~~~ at the Monroeville mall
6x

Hey, Every time I eat here it is never no fun
and some teen is throwing things in my hair
and every car that goes by there lights go into my eyes
and it's not right

the beating of the thugs is a sham and I cuss
and now I'm looking for a bandage for you

you can go to Macy's at the start of the night
and turn into a teenager
who needlessly fights

I gotta go with it
cause I do not wanna go
but I really need a new pair of shoes

I can make a teen guy rumble
I can smash em with a block
I can make a big hastle,
make all mall guards whistle
and, I only came here for a walk

I've been shopping here forever
I like to eat here with my best friend dawn
and I really love the pretzels and the lemonade
I just wish all this trouble was gone

but I never wanna fistfight without you
do you really wanna see me brawl
and I just don't wanna do it
fighting thugs ~~~ at the Monroeville mall
(fighting thugs)

Fighting thugs ~~~ at the Monroeville mall
X 10