Song Parodies -> Fleet™ In Motion

Original Song Title:	"Sweet Emotion"
Original Performer:	Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:	"Fleet™ In Motion"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

Fleet in motion
Fleet in motion

You talk about things ain't goin' nowhere
You're takin' laxatives that nobody dares
You're bawlin' in pain 'cause to you it ain't clear
If you're ever gonna crap before next year

Some rectal doctor with arterial stents
Said my sit down and go must a sat up and went
Well I got good news, said doc like a liar
Take a Fleet Enema, set your guts on fire

Fleet in motion
Fleet in motion

I pulled into home, got outta my car
Barely made it to the can with my enema jar
I'm smellin' weird things when I look inside
That Fleet sh*t stinks like a rabbit gone died

Yes it does!

I stand in the tub shovin' Fleet up my ass
I bend and I pray that I'll finally pass
I talk about somethin' that if you understand
Then you know what it's like to sh*t a boulder in the can

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments Follow...

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Wild Man - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

I can relate!

Johnny D - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Wild Man. I know this parody is on the gross side, but considering how Steven Tyler wails and shouts the original song's lyrics in his classic hard-rock voice, I thought it would be hilarious to come up with a parody with hard, intensely gross lyrics that match the pacing of the original song. I just couldn't resist the opportunity to poke a little fun at good ol' Aerosmith!

Adagio - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Funny stuff! Good job.

Johnny D - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you, Adagio!

Rick D - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Johnnie, I tried that stuff a few months ago. Thanks for reminding me! The experience and this song was pretty gross, but fives anyway

Johnny D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Rick - I think this one's actually pretty funny-sounding if it's sung while doing a Steven Tyler impression!

2nz - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Clench and learn I always say. Well, at least when I'm responding to this parody. Good parody, almost too good. I hope you didn't have too much personal experience in this area.

Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks 2nz!

Agrimorfee - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment

This is the Sweet Emotion parody that I wish I could have written...sort of . 555

Johnny D - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Heh heh, thanks, Agri!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/aerosmith11.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 153

Song Parodies -> Fleet™ In Motion

"Sweet Emotion"

Aerosmith

"Fleet™ In Motion"

Johnny D

Parody Sections