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Song Parodies -> "AOL"
Original Song Title:
"TNT"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"AOL"
Parody Written by:
Ten Second Braeden
The Lyrics
The worst internet service.
See it start up from the CD,
On your color PC screen
Lots of errors all show up,
That you've already seen
Pop-ups to the left of me,
And Pop-ups to the right
Got lots of ads, Viruses too,
Don't install it tonight...
Cause It's AOL, Slow as a snail
AOL, connection always fails
AOL, not worth your cash
AOL, now watch it craaaaaash!
It's crappy, slow, and overpriced,
So hard to use
No wonder it's not number one,
It will lose.
So, Throw out that CD, cancel your account,
Or else they'll charge you, an insane amount
So don't you delay
So, get rid of it today!
Cause It's AOL, Slow as a snail
AOL, connection always fails
AOL, not worth your cash
AOL, now watch it craaaaaash!
AOL (Sucks, Sucks, Sucks)
AOL (Sucks, Sucks, Sucks)
AOL (Sucks, Sucks, Sucks)
AOL (Sucks, Sucks, Sucks)
Cause It's AOL, Slow as a snail
AOL, connection always fails
AOL, not worth your cash
AOL, now watch it craaaaaash!
On your color PC screen
Lots of errors all show up,
That you've already seen
Pop-ups to the left of me,
And Pop-ups to the right
Got lots of ads, Viruses too,
Don't install it tonight...
Cause It's AOL, Slow as a snail
AOL, connection always fails
AOL, not worth your cash
AOL, now watch it craaaaaash!
It's crappy, slow, and overpriced,
So hard to use
No wonder it's not number one,
It will lose.
So, Throw out that CD, cancel your account,
Or else they'll charge you, an insane amount
So don't you delay
So, get rid of it today!
Cause It's AOL, Slow as a snail
AOL, connection always fails
AOL, not worth your cash
AOL, now watch it craaaaaash!
AOL (Sucks, Sucks, Sucks)
AOL (Sucks, Sucks, Sucks)
AOL (Sucks, Sucks, Sucks)
AOL (Sucks, Sucks, Sucks)
Cause It's AOL, Slow as a snail
AOL, connection always fails
AOL, not worth your cash
AOL, now watch it craaaaaash!
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Excellent! 5-5-5 for you! Does this explain why they're always giving out free AOL CDs at certain places?
AOL made me LMAO
this is fantastic!
Good job. Pacing was pretty rough for me, in places - but what do I know? Over all it was a really good effort, so 355 for you. Keep at it.
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