If you're havin trouble with your mum and dad
They're giving you the bad news
You wanna graduate but not in your bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone
I won't be home
The phone number, it don't work
Don't ring 36- 24- 36, yo
I need a vengeance to die

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Dutty deeds and they're dun dut cheap
Dutty Deeds and they're dun dut cheap

If you got problems with the knife in hand
You gotta do some work
You're doin' overtime with the fist you clenched
That's when all the sh** comes to you, fella
Don't pick up the phone
Give the dog a bone
Theres no need to make a social call
Go away
You're not to stay
You leave me the hell alone

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Dutty deeds and they're dun dut cheap
Dutty deeds and they're dun dut cheap

If you got any money to buy a microphone
But you ain't got enough
You don't keep naggin at me night & day
To think that it's tough
Pick up the phone
Leave me alone
It's time someone gave me a hand
For a test, it's not the best
I don't really care at all

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Dutty deeds and they're dun dut cheap
Dutty deeds and they're dun dut cheap
Dutty deeds and they're dun dut cheap
Dutty deeds and they're dun dut cheap

Lots of booze, sign language, L&P
(dun dut cheap)
Handicapped kids, complaints, Jesus juice
(dun dut cheap)
Dutty deeds
Dun dut cheap
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Dun dut cheap
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YAAAAAAAAH!