If you're having trouble with second language,
It's giving you the blues,
You can't even translate a simple sentence,
Or conjugate your verbs.
What's an adjectif demonstratif
Don't call me for this crap!!!
Un deux trois quatres cinq six sept huit neuf dix.
Too many types of cheese.

I really don't speak French,
I really don't speak French,
I really don't speak French,
No, I really do not speak French,
No, I really do not speak French,

If you have French classes,
And you want them gone,
It's causing quite a fuss,
It's really never going to be used,
Doesn't that drive you nuts?
Dial 911, French isn't fun.
It's time to get exempt.
For a fee, I'm willing to be,
Exempt with you, man.

I really don't speak French,
I really don't speak French,
I really don't speak French,
No, I really do not speak French,
No, I really do not speak French,

Bonjour..................comment.....................ca va........................
Don't speak French!
Montreal.....................Paris........................Quebec............................
Don't speak French!

I really,

I really,

Don't speak French.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!