Song Parodies -> "Doug E. Doug"

Original Song Title:

"Dog Eat Dog"

Original Performer:

"Doug E. Doug"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Hey, that's Doug E. Doug!
What a dude!
He's not Brad
But he's sure cute
If I were him I'd probably feel
Constant brain-consuming lust
Always signing autographs
On supermodels' busts

Hey, hey, hey!
Get out of his way!
That's Doug E. Doug!
Doug E. Doug!

Doug E. Doug
In the news
Donates blood
And cleans up zoos
Don't you know he bobsleds with
The Jamaican National Team?
Not by chance the man's achieved
International fame

Hey, hey, hey!
Everyone clear the way!
Here comes Doug E. Doug!
Doug E. Doug!

He's the brightest guy
Smart as shoot
He's a god
In Beirut
Mobbed by crazed fans on the street
Looking to catch a peek
Of the great man who could win
The Nobel Prize every week

Hey, hey, hey!
Doug E. Doug gets his way!
He's Doug E. Doug!
Doug E. Doug!

Doug E. Doug!
Doug E. Doug!
Doug E. Doug!
Doug E. Doug!

Doug E. Doug!
Doug E. Doug!
Doug E. Doug!
Doug E. Doug!

Doug E. Doug E. Doug E. Doug E.
Doug E Doug!
Doug E. Doug E. Doug E. Doug E.
Doug E. Doug!
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Doug E. Doug!

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