Song Parodies -> "If You Hiccup (Drink Water)"

Original Song Title:

"If You Want Blood (You've Got It)"

Original Performer:

"If You Hiccup (Drink Water)"

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The Lyrics

You're in the middle
Of talking on the phone
In the middle
Of a really important call
You try hawking and coughing
But you can't make it stop
I know what you want
You want to go get drunk (After work!)

If you hiccup, drink water
If you hiccup, drink water
Water in the stream
Water in the faucet
Water in the carwash
Everywhere you look
You hiccup, drink water
(It's simple, huh?)

You're in a bar
Women sitting next to you
A disco bar
Like back in 1972
Feeling like a ladies' man
Girls half your age
You strike up conversation
And the hiccups rage

If you hiccup, drink water
If you hiccup, drink water
Water in the stream
Water in the faucet
Water in the carwash
Water everywhere
Got hiccups?
Drink water! Now!
(Or vodka!)

Water in the faucet
Water in the streams
Water in the Nile
Water in the seas
If you hiccup, drink water

I want you to drink with me!

If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink water!

If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink water!

If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink water!

If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink water!
If you hiccup, drink vodka!
If you hiccup, drink vodka!

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