See me scribble on my chalkboard
In a dusty room unseen
I'm for all the stragety
If you know what I mean
Soda to the left of me
And pizza to the right
Ain't got no brain
Ain't got no life
But kids get a fright

From my Tic-Tac-Toe, it's just four lines
Tic-Tac-Toe, letters in confines
Tic-Tac-Toe, am I X or O?
Tic-Tac-Toe, where do I go?

I'm scrawny, weak, a bit of a freak
But I've got a plan
Up, right or diagonal
Understand?
So lock up your children
Don't go to school
Lock up their textbooks
They'll end up a fool
The game is back in town
And I'm glory-bound

With my Tic-Tac-Toe, it's just four lines
Tic-Tac-Toe, letters in confines
Tic-Tac-Toe, am I X or O?
Tic-Tic-Toe, where should I go?