Song Parodies -> "Big Knobz"

Original Song Title:

"Big Balls"

Original Performer:

"Big Knobz"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

YES, I am aware that knobzis spelt wrong - it's sposed to be that way

Were are the middle class of society
God's gift to handle notoriety
We always filled our storeroom
Our prices aren't always small
I think that we have the best knobz of all

Weve got big knobz
Weve got big knobz
And they're such big knobz
Fithy Big knobz
They aint got big knobz
And no-one's got bigger knobz
So weve got the biggest knobz of them all

And our knobz are always showing
No knob can you buy cheaper
Everybody says weve got
Weve got the best knobz of all

Weve got big knobz
Weve got big knobz
And theyre such big knobz
Filthy big knobz
They aint got big knobz
And no-one's got bigger knobz
So weve got
The biggest knobz of them all

Some knobz are sold at charities
And some at fancy dress
But when theyre bought from us
There the ones that we like best

Our knobz are always turning
To the left and to the right
Its our belief that our big knobz
Should should be turning every night

Weve got big knobz
weve got big knobz
And there such big knobz
Filthy big knobz
They aint got big knobz
And no-one's got big knobz
So weve got
The biggest knobzof them all

And were just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we hope you wish to handle them
Sell two?, better buy two!!!

Feel Better
Feel Better
Feel Better

Feel Better ..... (repeat to end)

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Knobz? I don't get it, but those parts I do get are IMHO too much of the originals lyrics. I'm not voting but for what it's worth at least I gave you a feedback comment.

2nz - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment

I'd be prepared to either not get many votes or get some low ones and some angry comments about how bad the pacing is. I'm sorry bro, but the entire stanza that starts with "And our knobz are always showing..." is just one example of the pacing being off. It seems like you dropped entire sections of the original song during that stanza. The word 'knobz' and the fact that the pacing in and of itself made me laugh is worth of note though, so 5s from me.

Wozzyhonk - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

To people who don't get it with big knobz; must of been thinking about the group - The Knobz at the time of writing Glad some think it is funny though

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