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Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Guess who's just been finding out what UDP (the User Datagram Protocol) can do?
I can cast to any subnet
On your L.A.N. I.P.
Don't need a handshake, no
Unlike TCP
TFTP uses me
So does DNS
I use checksum
To check what's right
'Cause I'm connectionless

'Cause I'm UDP
I'm fast and light
Size field: two bytes
So each data node
Kilobyte paylo-o-oad

I'm speedy, slick
I'm dirty and quick
I'm a datagram:
User Datagram Protocol
So use me when streaming
Use me for games
Use me for video
And finding domains
So if you don't give a toss
About any data loss

Then use UDP
I'm fast and light
Size field: two bytes
So each data node
Kilobyte paylo-o-oad

UDP (Joy! Joy! Joy!)
(repeat multicast to every receiving lughole)

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Jeff Reuben - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm down with UDP (yeah, you know me!)

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