Song Parodies -> "Can I Chop Orc With You Girl?"

Original Song Title:

"Can I Sit Next To You Girl?"

Original Performer:

"Can I Chop Orc With You Girl?"

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The Lyrics

Not to diminish Arwen as the number one hottie, but this one is for Eowyn!

Well I met this girl for the first time at Pelennor Fields
Standing in the queue with her helmet on and shields
An' we looked at our demise
So I copped a feel at one of her thighs
She started swearing real refined
And that´s when I said

Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you?

Demolition, we were doing alright
'Til this dork came up an' stomped at her side
Oh I took him by surprise
When I copped a feel at one of his thighs
He started turning to me real fast
And that´s when he'd blast

I can't chop dorks like you girl!
An' can't chop Orc like you girl!
I can't chop Orc like you girl!
I can't chop Orc like you girl!
I can't chop Orc like you!
I can't chop Orc like you!

But I wanna

So help me!

Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you, an' use your comb?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you, do you hear?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
C´mon!

Can I drop Orc with you girl?
Can I bop Orc with you girl?
Can I crop Orc with you girl?
Can I plop Orc with you girl?
Can I cop Orc with you girl?
Can I pop Orc with you girl?
Can I stop Orc with you girl?
Can I whop Orc with you girl?
Can I chop Orc with you girl?
Can I?

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Claude Prez - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for providing the recording; haven't heard that song in forever. Not a big Rings fan but entertaining nonetheless.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanx Claude. I'm starting to get the hang off this MP3 convertion thingy so unless I got the TOS on tape I'll try top supply what's not supposedly already well known from now on.

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