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Phil Alexander

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Beep! Beep! Beep! (etc etc)

See me drive out of the car park
I'm not going far
In my huge leviathan
That I call a car
Spare wheel on the tailgate
Bull-bars on the front
Don't need no gun
To take your life...
..just a little shunt

In my S.U.V. - My four-by-four
S.U.V. - Foot to the floor
S.U.V. - I own the road
S.U.V. - Watch me explode

I park, I'm ace, I'm in your space
Won't park by the street
I know just on how big it is...
To the nearest five feet
So check in your mirror
I'm right up there
So what if I can't stop
Hell, I don't care
If you've sense - get out my way
Come on, punk... make my day

In my S.U.V. - I never thank
S.U.V. - 'Cause I'm in a tank
S.U.V. - Never been off-road
S.U.V. - What's the highway code?

S.U.V. - Beep! Beep! Beep!
S.U.V. - Beep! Beep! Beep!
S.U.V. - Beep! Beep! Beep!
S.U.V. - I'm always right
S.U.V. - My driving is shite
S.U.V. - Then I lose control
S.U.V. - Watch me roll!

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Know 1 can hear you dream - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
The Highway code for AC/DC parodies are of course 666 but you´ll have to settle for 555.
John Barry: Do you consider ABBA´s "Summernight City" less obscure, there might be possibilities along the lines of "Hummers are shitty" or something like that there.
John Barry - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Food for thought, Know. Or maybe something on the Spoonful's "Summer in the City."
Phil Alexander - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, JB, I think you might have something with "Hummer in the City"... but I guess your first comment must have vanished because someone took exception to your initial song title.
John Barry - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, Someone's already done "Hummers in the City," so I've just finished "Hummer in the City," with a different spin. Again--liked your "SUV."
Billy Florio - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
extra points for working the name of a Thomas Hobbes book in there
Phil Alexander - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
You mean "Leviathan", Billy? Have to admit that I quite liked the "In my huge leviathan/That I call a car" line (almost as much as the "I know just how big it is/To the nearest five feet" one). Anyway, thanks JB & BF

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