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Song Parodies -> "Big Bills"
Original Song Title:
"Big Balls"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"Big Bills"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Well I'm kind of middle class poor society
I've got that Revenue notoriety
For I never pay the taxman
(At least, I'm always late)
And my accountant says that my accounts are out of date
Chorus:
Yes I've got big bills, I've got big bills
And they're such big bills and they're such late big bills
And he's got big bills
And she's got big bills
But I've got the biggest bills of them all
My cheques are always bouncing
My bank account's not full
My DDs get returned and returned again
If you've got a standing order
You might just get the money
But when there isn't any, I'm afraid it isn't funny
Chorus
Some bills we pay to charity
And some we pay by post
But when we pay the taxman
They're the bills that I hate most
My cheques are always bouncing
I've bad financial health
It's my desire that my big bills
Be paid by someone else
Chorus
I've got that Revenue notoriety
For I never pay the taxman
(At least, I'm always late)
And my accountant says that my accounts are out of date
Chorus:
Yes I've got big bills, I've got big bills
And they're such big bills and they're such late big bills
And he's got big bills
And she's got big bills
But I've got the biggest bills of them all
My cheques are always bouncing
My bank account's not full
My DDs get returned and returned again
If you've got a standing order
You might just get the money
But when there isn't any, I'm afraid it isn't funny
Chorus
Some bills we pay to charity
And some we pay by post
But when we pay the taxman
They're the bills that I hate most
My cheques are always bouncing
I've bad financial health
It's my desire that my big bills
Be paid by someone else
Chorus
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I'm guessing this is a pretty old one that didn't have comments enabled when it first appeared; this is great.
Yes, Claude, this does predate the commentary era. And I'm quite pleased with it, too... even if it does have a disquieting ring of truth to it ;-)
this is funny, sucks for him though
Hey Phil, since you mentioned this parody in your comment on my Big Balls parody, I thought I'd check it out. Here's a bill of $555 for you. I've no idea what a DD is (other than a busty girl...heh heh).
Thanks, Dylan (& belatedly, Travis) - a DD is a Direct Debit, a way for people to drag money straight out of your bank account
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