Song Parodies -> "Dryland Is Hell"

Original Song Title:

"HIghway To Hell"

Original Performer:

"Dryland Is Hell"

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The Lyrics

A swimmer's thought's when they've done too much dryland training.

Swimmin' easy, 50 free
Championship finals are in just one week
Now I'm grounded, like a tree
Doin' burpees and not fly
With my teammates, and our coach
Ain't something I wanna do
Grindin' down, taper time
My friends will have to do it too, yeah

God damn it dryland is hell
Damn it dryland is hell
Dryland is hell
God damn it dryland is hell

No lane lines, just crunches
The coach is gonna drive me mad
Like a dog, gotta pant hard
No chlorine's gonna see my face
Hey Phelps, payin' my dues
Hey Dressel, just kill me
I feel like I'm gonna drop down dead
Why!

God damn it dryland is hell
Dryland is hell
God damn it dryland is hell
Dryland is hell

Just douse me
Now, now!

God damn it dryland is hell
Damn it dryland is hell
Dryland is hell
God damn it dryland is hell
(Dryland is hell) God damn it dryland is hell
(Dryland is hell) Dryland is hell
(Dryland is hell) Dryland is hell
(Dryland is hell)

And I'm turning pink
Like a rose
God damn it dryland is hell

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