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"Dont you upset Bri" ... refers to CNN anchor Brian Stelter's videotaped crying jag
See us lying 'bout Corona
On your .. airport telescreen
Out for all that Xi can get get
If you know what we mean
No one to the left of us
Beijing's to the right
Dont deal in truth
Dont get facts right
Dont you upset BrI

Cause were XINN, we're Chinamite
XINN, and we love the blight
XINN, we're the Mao Tse toads
XINN, flush down commode

We're dirty, mean; fake news machine
Serving "Asshoe" land*
Peking underling numba' one
So talk down the Death Lab
Diss chloroquine
Dont challenge death toll
Bow to Jinping
The network's backing Mao
Ratings going down

Cause we're XINN, we're China Lite
XINN, exploit the blight
XINN, we're in kow tow mode
XINN, makes us implode

Yes, we're XINN, were China's mice
XINN, its our bowl of rice
XINN, we're the Mao Zetodes
XINN, flushed down commode

XINN, we're Chinamite
XINN, and we love a blight
XINN, we're the Mao pant load
XINN, watch us ... (do some damn thing that rhymes with explode)
*Refers to a video of a Hong Kong protester saying, "Donald Trump! Dont trust China; China is asshoe"

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Arch Vile - April 29, 2020 - Report this comment
I'll help you with that last line. "XINN, truth not bestowed" or "XINN, facts to decode" or "XINN, I'll discommode". Nicely done.
CML - April 29, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arch. First one would be the best bet .... Of course, what I did was cheating, but you get a couple of passes each year for that in accordance with Amiright Pacing By-law APB2-207 (a (2ii)) Its something most newbies aren't aware of, mainly because I pulled it out of my descending colon about 10 seconds ago
CML - May 18, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mike. What does this comment mean? Can you explain it to me so I can get the "joke?"

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