Song Parodies -> "6 Star Hotel?"

Original Song Title:

"Highway to Hell"

Original Performer:

"6 Star Hotel?"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

North Korea yet again makes up more nonsense with the crappy Ryanggang Hotel in Pyongyang. Far from 6 stars, Trip Advisor rates it a 1.5 and it is a prison where no foreigner can venture into the city. It offers guided tours only and takes Western cash which goes to the Kim Jong Un regime.

Super sleazy
Dark and gloomy
Can't explore without a guide
Bad condition
Dull and grey
Vagrant prostitutes stand in line
Outlets not working
Cold shower time
Breakfasts are rotten too
Downtown
Prison-like
Beds hard as stone, one tv to view
All the regimes propaganda tools

(Chorus)
This is a 6 star hotel?
Army fabricated hell
6 star hotel?
Bad lighting, bad smells!

No hot water signs
Has it's limits
Every shower with a free pink bowel
Creepy feel
Toilet- flush it
Free foot wash as it's pouring out
Hey, Kim
This is bad news
Hotel built by Army men
Mostly concrete
Drab as can be
Not good views of the city

(Chorus)

Trip Advisor warned me!

This is no 6 star hotel
Everything's gone to hell
No response to service bells
No real difference from a cheap motel!

(6 star hotel?) It's no 6 star hotel
(6 star hotel?) Bullsh-t!
(6 star hotel?) Are you f-cking kidding?
(Not built that well)

Design not sound
Demands Western currency
No such thing as a 6 star hotel!
It's propaganda in this country!

Glass Pyramid not completed as well...

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