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Song Parodies -> "Racist Jokes Not For Free"
Original Song Title:
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"Racist Jokes Not For Free"
Parody Written by:
2LD4U
The Lyrics
It is on stage during Dennis Miller's and Bill O'Reilly's "Who Wants To Be President" tour. O'Reilly:"Okay everyone! For those of you who think that we are not big on musical talent, get a load of this!"
(The music starts playing. Miller blows raspberrys* to the beat.)
O'Reilly: You lost your position to a black guy,
More qualified than you.
You need a job, you are white,
Here is a show for you.
Just watch my show,
We announce tour dates!
At a theater near you.
Charge your credit card,
Got some stodgy stuff for you.
Miller and O'Reilly together: Racist jokes not for free.
Racist jokes not for free. Racist jokes not for free.
Racist jokes not for free
Miller solo: Racist jokes no there not for free.
(O'Reilly now makes fart sounds to the beat.)
MIller: You want a date, you want to treat her right.
Liberated dames are not right.
Cha-Cha, go on our websites, just find a show.
Right in cats, for jokes you know.
Miller and O'Reilly together: Racist jokes, not for free.
Racist jokes, not for free. Racist jokes, not for free.
Racist jokes not for free.
Racist jokes and there not for free!
(Guitar solo as Miller and O'Reilly jokingly pretend to play musical instruments.)
Still Miller and O'Reilly together: You're children are grown,
You get no respect! Mouth off to you all the time.
Makes you mad. Just watch our show, leave them alone.
You need jokes for you funny bone.
Pay extra get your photo with us**,
Know how you feel, sir!
Racist jokes not for free. Racist jokes not for free.
Racist jokes not for free. Racist jokes not for free.
O'Reilly alone: Racist jokes no there not for free.
Racist jokes no there not for free.
Obamacare, Pelosi jokes, not for free!
Clinton jokes, sexist jokes, bad jokes, not for free!
Miller and O'Reilly together: Racist jokes need plenty of detail.
Not for free! Racist jokes, racist jokes, racist jokes not for free!
O'Reilly: You lost your position to a black guy,
More qualified than you.
You need a job, you are white,
Here is a show for you.
Just watch my show,
We announce tour dates!
At a theater near you.
Charge your credit card,
Got some stodgy stuff for you.
Miller and O'Reilly together: Racist jokes not for free.
Racist jokes not for free. Racist jokes not for free.
Racist jokes not for free
Miller solo: Racist jokes no there not for free.
(O'Reilly now makes fart sounds to the beat.)
MIller: You want a date, you want to treat her right.
Liberated dames are not right.
Cha-Cha, go on our websites, just find a show.
Right in cats, for jokes you know.
Miller and O'Reilly together: Racist jokes, not for free.
Racist jokes, not for free. Racist jokes, not for free.
Racist jokes not for free.
Racist jokes and there not for free!
(Guitar solo as Miller and O'Reilly jokingly pretend to play musical instruments.)
Still Miller and O'Reilly together: You're children are grown,
You get no respect! Mouth off to you all the time.
Makes you mad. Just watch our show, leave them alone.
You need jokes for you funny bone.
Pay extra get your photo with us**,
Know how you feel, sir!
Racist jokes not for free. Racist jokes not for free.
Racist jokes not for free. Racist jokes not for free.
O'Reilly alone: Racist jokes no there not for free.
Racist jokes no there not for free.
Obamacare, Pelosi jokes, not for free!
Clinton jokes, sexist jokes, bad jokes, not for free!
Miller and O'Reilly together: Racist jokes need plenty of detail.
Not for free! Racist jokes, racist jokes, racist jokes not for free!
*An old term when you stick out your tongue and make farting noises. **If you pay a couple hundred dollars extra for your tickets, you can get your picture taken with Miller and O'Reilly after the show. Seriously!
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Lacks substance. Seems to be a bunch of repeats of racist jokes not for free. What was the thinking here?
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