She's taken the house
And I have the car
We were wheelin' and dealin'
'Cause splittin' we are
She was keepin' the dog
Let me have the cat
That gal is spoiled
And sly like a rat

But how was I to know
That she had gone through my trunk
Seems she's taken something I need
And left me her junk
From the low air in my left tires
And not much more in the right
She knew that the car could soon break down
Turns out she was right

She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack

[guitar solo]

Pretty face I could blame
Pretty face hides her nature
Don't be playin' her game
Don't be lettin' her get you
I drove too fast
And I skidded hard
Now I blame myself
I let down my guard

'Cause I was such a fool
To let her have one last look
Said she'd always liked my Chevrolet
Turns out she's a crook
Made sure the car was loaded
With the things I had to pack
And if I'd known what she was gettin' out
I'd have grabbed it back

She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, but not the spare tire
She's got the jack, yeah, yeah
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack

She's got the jack, she's got the jack,
Ooh, that woman would steal (Jack),
She's stolen my (Jack), hey
She's got the (Jack), she's got the (Jack)
She's got the (Jack), ooh from my car
She's got the (Jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack)
(She's got the jack, she's got the Jack)
She's got the jack, she's got the Jack
She's got the jack, that crazy thief!
She's got the jack, she's got the jack
She's got the jack
She's got the jack, which I need!
(She's got the jack)
She's got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
She's got the jack
Grrrrrrr!

[spoken]
Hello
Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I'm in need of a tow, yes, thank you very much, sir
Good day and how much?