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Dr. Oliver Clozoff

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Hear me down in my mom's basement
With my fellow gaming geeks
Fighting trolls and revenants
We play every week
Wizards to the left of me
Goblins to the right
I hope I make
My saving throw
Against this Death Knight...

'Cause it's
On Monday nights
Now let's kill these Wights
We're in geek mode
See what I rolled

A Cleric, I'm clean, I fight the obscene
In this haunted land
No edged weapons - those I shun
For me, banned
So no bloody slaughter,
No sharp edged knife
But I can turn undead
And resurrect life
I wear a cloak of brown
Chug Dr. Pepper down

'Cause it's
And pizza, right?
Who's DM tonight?
In the lich's abode
Fireballs explode!

(Guitar Solo)

D&D (oy oy oy)
D&D (oy oy oy)
D&D (oy oy oy)
D&D (oy oy oy)

Those vampires bite
Ain't talking Twilight
My +3 mace glows
Watch me kill foes
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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Old Man Ribber - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Pure nostalgia, liberally seasoned with references that only the true D&D devotee can catch. This former half-elf salutes you with his +5-5-5 bow.
Christie Marie M - October 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I remembered D&D. I lost that game one time. A +5-5-5 mace for this one!

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