Stanza I.
If you hate Pawlenty and you're at a loss,
You're in good company.
I can't get to college by paying his cost;
I guess, then, woe is me.
This time next year, many will hear
Of Pawlenty's crimes.
Healthcare's a mess, teachers got less
Than what was vowed this time.

Refrain.
Budget cuts ain't so cheap; (3x)
Budget cuts surely ain't so cheap. (2x)

Stanza II.
He's psychotic when it comes to dough
That taxes e'er supply.
He refused to tax the gas we use
Whenever we should drive.
Remember on that August day
When the bridge simply fell?
He must go 'cos money's slow
In this, our living hell.

(Refrain)

(Guitar solo)

Stanza III.
His lieutenant governor did kill his mind
O'er taxing millionaires.
Now we will see prices won't be kind;
It simply isn't fair.
In 2010, we start again
When Democrats win out.
They'll raise fees and I will be pleased.
This we don't doubt:

(Refrain)

Tag.
Education...infrastructure...budget cuts...IT AIN'T CHEAP!
Healthcare...pro sports...unallotment...IT AIN'T CHEAP!
(Vocal ad lib)