Song Parodies -> Haircut From Hell
| Original Song Title: | "Highway to Hell" |
| Original Performer: | AC/DC |
| Parody Song Title: | "Haircut From Hell" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
I think just about everybody can relate to this scenario.
[ME]
Nothing drastic;
Just a trim...
Who's the young man with the bleeding gums?
[MANAGER]
Young apprentice
Known as Tim
But we usually call him "Thumbs"
[TIM]
Hello, mister!
Cuppa joe?
(While warmin' up the curling wand)
Grecian mullet?
Or a 'fro?
I think that you'd look better blonde
I got a haircut from hell
Crappy haircut from hell!
Haircut ain't swell
Looks like a bear's butt...with gel!
[TIM]
Your style's so....
Chris Martin
You should have something more risque
How 'bout a
Dolly Parton?
The pills I've had will soon stop the shakes...
Oh blimey!
That ain't right
Do you own a scarf or hat?
[MANAGER]
Oh, momma!
Kill the lights!
Can't let him leave with a do like that!
I got a haircut from hell
Haircut from hell!
Stuck with a haircut from hell
Cher's mutt...with gel!
(Stop laughin'!)
Shave it to the scalp
All the way
Don't want this haircut from hell...
Nothing drastic;
Just a trim...
Who's the young man with the bleeding gums?
[MANAGER]
Young apprentice
Known as Tim
But we usually call him "Thumbs"
[TIM]
Hello, mister!
Cuppa joe?
(While warmin' up the curling wand)
Grecian mullet?
Or a 'fro?
I think that you'd look better blonde
I got a haircut from hell
Crappy haircut from hell!
Haircut ain't swell
Looks like a bear's butt...with gel!
[TIM]
Your style's so....
Chris Martin
You should have something more risque
How 'bout a
Dolly Parton?
The pills I've had will soon stop the shakes...
Oh blimey!
That ain't right
Do you own a scarf or hat?
[MANAGER]
Oh, momma!
Kill the lights!
Can't let him leave with a do like that!
I got a haircut from hell
Haircut from hell!
Stuck with a haircut from hell
Cher's mutt...with gel!
(Stop laughin'!)
Shave it to the scalp
All the way
Don't want this haircut from hell...
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Kristof has hair style!
They didn't! Those bastards! They made you look like Donald Trump?!
Let me cut it! I cut like I cook. . . .(That's my Cutting :)) "I think that you'd look better blonde" I think so too. . .this was very well written. . .the good thing is hair keeps growing (well at least for a portion of our lives-then there's Rogaine). . .so you can Trump the Trump look pretty quickly.
This was AWESOME! LOL
So many potential rhymes/slants...your choices always SO funny! ... especially loved, "Bear's butt with gel" and "Grecian mullet" lin!es. Haircut parody's may just be one of your strong er, um (hir)suits....
title of the day...fits the angst ridden tone of the OS well...bear's butt with gel...lol
Just get a Flowbee, it'll solve all your problems. 555
hehehe
Brilliant, Kristof.. I could almost see Bon Scott in the video
I've been gone a while, but it's nice to know that when I return, there will be classic gems like this waiting for me. :-) Great job Kristof. I'm going to go get a bowl cut in this song's honor.
This does more than take a little off the top..
...trims with real style...
Agri: (Coiff)ure too kind!
Matty: Glad to say, mate, this is total fiction...I've not yey been Trumped, but I've had some close shaves. *groan*
Dave: errr...pass. ;-) FYI, Rogaine is called Regain in the Uk...much more direct. Thanks, bud!
Jack: Cheers, my friend
TJC: *double groan!*...much appreciated
Al: Bear's butt was my fave, so gracias!
McK: What is this Flowbee to which you refer? Sounds terrifying
Ann: Thanks, babe
Phil: Yeah, Bon had some serious hair, didn't he? Thank you mate
Wolvie: Welcome back stranger! Thanks for dropping by
AFW: hehehe. Cheers
Matty: Glad to say, mate, this is total fiction...I've not yey been Trumped, but I've had some close shaves. *groan*
Dave: errr...pass. ;-) FYI, Rogaine is called Regain in the Uk...much more direct. Thanks, bud!
Jack: Cheers, my friend
TJC: *double groan!*...much appreciated
Al: Bear's butt was my fave, so gracias!
McK: What is this Flowbee to which you refer? Sounds terrifying
Ann: Thanks, babe
Phil: Yeah, Bon had some serious hair, didn't he? Thank you mate
Wolvie: Welcome back stranger! Thanks for dropping by
AFW: hehehe. Cheers
A cut above.
A shear delight to read. Especially liked "bear's butt with gel"
(ABC4) Still got style!
Well, I'm glad to hear that this isn't taken from personal experiance, and why couldn't AC/DC be Motown, you would have won that round TOO with this song!!!
(ABC4-I) They must not have Prell shampoo in the UK =) Great work with the short lines and short song. Also, kudos for nailing the unusual ABCXBC rhyme scheme. Might be a cut above the rest. 555
(ABC4H) This is why I always have short back and sides - little chance of a terrible cut. But like I care anyway...well done Kristof.
(ABC4) absolutely missed this when posted Kristof, a double shame when it's an Aussie OS - very funny but all the funnier when you hear Bon's vocals while reading your gayboy lyrics - and the "Chris Martin" as usual, was great detail - 555
ABC- I can't relate too well considering I'm 'follicly challenged'. But I guess I'd rather be bald than have a haircut from your barber. Very funny and well done, Kristof.
ABC(H) I hate bad hair days but this was good bat cut and all.
Originality (B) I can't say this idea was a quick fix idea, and it is very original--however Haircut to Hell to Highway to Hell isn't the best sub; Pacing (A) As always your pacing was air tight, as was the rhyme scheme; Comedy (B) Funny, as always, but the only line that really caught me was "bear's butt" . . .that was awesome; The X Factor (B) To be honest, you've got so many amazing parodies buddy that it may have clouded this parody a bit which was a good parody by anyone else's stand point. . .it just didn't catch me like you almost always do.
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